HU Royal Hold'em against a madam

[tedtodd]

this game is crazy...
i stumbled into it drunk yesterday. i was in awe with the cards i was getting- thought there was a glitch in teh matrix or something. i finally figured it out- and started to lose once i knew the game.

But i'm trying to figure out some rules to play by:

1)if u flop a strt- Fold- the board will pair up- and the trips won't be yours...
2)play anything paired- quads happen all the time
3)play anything suited...royals are the nuts nuts.
4)raise KK or AA PF
5)play AK- hope for the nut boat
6)only play if u flop 2 pair- or are chasing the royal?

anyone else? this is just a beta version of my rules, but they work so far.