worst places to get a boner

[TheMainEvent]

Personally, just randomly getting a boner in public without it being from somebody touching it is a problem I stopped having when I was like 17. I guess that means I'm headed to ED land.

[PokerGoblin]

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The locker room around a bunch of other dudes.

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Does this happen to you often?

[DcifrThs]

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One of the greatest movies ever made

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Isn't this from Curb Your Enthusiasm... a TV show, not a movie?

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mr burgendy, you have massive erection.

Barron

[mj12]

at a waterpark
crowded+noshirt+cant just hold it with waistband+hot girls in bikinis = very bad place to be when you havent had any in a while

[mj12]

"mr burgendy, you have massive erection."
its the pants, an optical allusion, im about to take them back to the ..pants store right now

How about in church. Don't think anyone said that one yet

[CORed]

One of the few good things about getting older is that I rarely get an erection unless I really want one. One of the bad things is sometimes it doesn't happen even when I want it to happen. Oh well, that's what they make those little blue pills for. But I do remember the teens and 20's when any random thought about sex could trigger an instantaneous erectin that could only be relieved by finding a private place to rub one out.

When i was in school, a buddy of mine was in a two man play being done in front of pretty much our entire department. His costume was shirtless with sweat pants, the other actor was male. Opening night, it took all of five minutes for him to get to full mast, and he did the only thing he could, kept performing and ignored the extrusion. The play was half an hour. Who needs the little blue pill.

[man]

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Opening night, it took all of five minutes for him to get to full mast

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was he trying to get it up?

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Opening night, it took all of five minutes for him to get to full mast

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was he trying to get it up?

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Negatory.