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Re: Damned straight -
If you can walk through mud you can [censored] through blood.
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Re: Damned straight -
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If you can walk through mud you can [censored] through blood. [/ QUOTE ] I was going to take it one step further, but thought bettter of it. But, I will give a hint: It rhymes with "belching". craig |
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Re: Damned straight -
Interesting point.
How many guys here want to/do SIIHP, but won't hit the crimson tide? |
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Re: When did you last get laid?
Damn you ask a lot of questions. |
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Re: Damned straight -
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Interesting point. How many guys here want to/do SIIHP, but won't hit the crimson tide? [/ QUOTE ] And that is the thing, I have no desire to stick it in the butt. It doesn't gross me out, it just doesn't do anything for me. I mean, it literally and figuratively is a pain in the ass for the girl. Especially if it is done quite often. But, all that aside, it doesn't really turn me on. But, watching two of my buddies fck, that turns me on. Just because a guy likes to watch his buddies [censored], doesn't mean he is a [censored]. I know I do (name that movie). |
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Re: Damned straight -
Repo Man
The hell he ain't! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] And I'm with you. Disturbing the painters is fine, but SIIHP? I think only men with little todgers are after this, meself (they need the traction). |
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Repo Man The hell he ain't! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Fcka John Wayne. |
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Re: Damned straight -
I'm on guard for the next dinner invite I get from you !
* - I must be the biggest fool on the planet; steak sauce my a$$ ! * Re. heaving to make the late night run to the convenience store for the feminine hygiene products . . . If you're ever in a strange town in real need of a score, try going to a 24-hr pharmacy and standing in the rag section until a hottie walks down the isle - make sure to have your phone to your ear. Grab a box of anything and ask the imaginary person on the other end if this is the right brand. Wait 10 seconds and say, "no, really, I don't mind; what's the big deal - you've run late night errands for me a million times". Then hang up the phone, smile and say to the anonomous hottie, "it's so silly, my sister hates asking me to do anything for her". You might not score with the girl that night but believe me, your chances of hooking up with her just went from "not in this lifetime" to "hm - this guy is kinda cute AND nice; maybe, just maybe". |
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Re: Damned straight -
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I'm on guard for the next dinner invite I get from you ! * - I must be the biggest fool on the planet; steak sauce my a$$ ! * Re. heaving to make the late night run to the convenience store for the feminine hygiene products . . . If you're ever in a strange town in real need of a score, try going to a 24-hr pharmacy and standing in the rag section until a hottie walks down the isle - make sure to have your phone to your ear. Grab a box of anything and ask the imaginary person on the other end if this is the right brand. Wait 10 seconds and say, "no, really, I don't mind; what's the big deal - you've run late night errands for me a million times". Then hang up the phone, smile and say to the anonomous hottie, "it's so silly, my sister hates asking me to do anything for her". You might not score with the girl that night but believe me, your chances of hooking up with her just went from "not in this lifetime" to "hm - this guy is kinda cute AND nice; maybe, just maybe". [/ QUOTE ] A guaranteed way to score would be to add, "she needs them for after we have sex. don't get grossed out, we don't have sex when she is on the rag. What's your name? My name is Craig?" okay, that was really gross. I don't know where i came up with that in my warped mind. if you did happen to say that, just tell her you were joking and that you haven't had sex with your sister, or anybody for that matter, because, well she must have heard of OOT. |
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Re: Damned straight -
Kay, that's this thread hijacked.
NEXT! |
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