Poor Myrtle

[Sad Sack]

<font color="green">Little Myrtle was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Myrtle was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Myrtle aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Myrtle, "He plays for the Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so." </font>


* This post has been sanctioned by the spirit of GrannyMae, but not Major League Baseball.
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[ZeeJustin]

[daryn]

These 3 guys are walking down the Street in NYC. One is a Mets fan, one is a Sox fan and one is a Yankees fan. They all have their respective team hats on.

So they come upon a naked lady lying dead on the street. The Mets fan takes off his hat and places it over her left breast. The Sox fan takes off his hat and places it over her right breast. The Yankees fan takes off his hat and places it over her genital area.

A NYC cop comes along and evaluates the situation: He lifts the Mets hat, nods and puts it back down. He lifts the Sox hat, nods and puts it back down. Finally he lifts the Yankees hat, puts it back down, looks quizically at it, lifts it up again, puts it back down, shakes his head, lifts the Yankees hat up again, scowls, puts it back down... He does this 5 more times.

Finally the Yankees fan asks the Cop, "Why do you keep looking under my hat?"

The cop says, "Usually around here when we lift up a Yankees hat we find an a$$hole."

[blueboles]