30 facts about Chuck Norris - Page 4

BreakEvenPlayer · #31 11-09-2005, 09:03 AM

All I need is one.

glen · #32 11-09-2005, 10:07 AM

So not funny. . . .

Shajen · #33 11-09-2005, 10:21 AM

Chuck Norris is the theory of relativity.

Chuck Norris drank from the holy grail then smashed it on his forehead.

edit: lame. sorry, I'm tired.

CrazyEyez · #34 11-09-2005, 10:42 AM

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Chuck Norris drank from the holy grail then smashed it on his forehead.

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I chuckled. No pun intended.

#35 11-09-2005, 10:43 AM

Chuch Norris only goes to parties for two things: Drinking beer, and kicking ass with roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris is in AA.

#36 11-09-2005, 10:45 AM

Chuck Norris was almost [censored] by [censored] for posting pics of dudes he roundhouse kicked... but upon threat of death by kick, [censored un[censored] Chuck Norris.

mason55 · #37 11-09-2005, 10:49 AM

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They're all terrible

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#38 11-09-2005, 11:07 AM

These are not very funny at all.

You get a mulligan on this one.

Duke · #39 11-09-2005, 12:48 PM

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All I need is one.

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Chuck Norris is DERB.

~D

housenuts · #40 11-09-2005, 03:23 PM

Chuck Norris has been known to eat 4 sticks of butter, drink Dave's Insanity sauce, and receive multiple belt lashings across his back and he didn't puss out