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View Poll Results: #1) If it's one guy robbing me, I would.... | |||
Yell at the top of my lungs. Probably noone will come, but he might take off. | 5 | 4.13% | |
Try to beat the crap out of him | 21 | 17.36% | |
Push him off me (or punch him in the face) and run the hell away at top speed. | 47 | 38.84% | |
Just hand over my stuff. It's dumb to risk him cutting my jugular. | 48 | 39.67% | |
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
I think people seriously underestimate the pain of being confined and having your life seriously restricted for 365 straight days. Pile on the risk of ass-rapings, career ruin, boredom, and isolation and cancer wins by a mile.
Sure cancer is physically painful but the emotional aspect of the disease is minimized by the guarantee of a cure. Some of the side effects of cancer and its treatments have ways to be treated whether it be antiemetics, analgesics, or a hat for baldness. Not to minimize what cancer patients undergo but at least they can live with some degree of integrity. Imagine living in your bedroom for 365 straight days and being allowed to only mow your lawn as your daily activity. I think jail is worse than that. dizong |
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Pretend unwanted assrapings... [/ QUOTE ] What about the wanted ass rapings? |
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[ QUOTE ] Pretend unwanted assrapings... [/ QUOTE ] What about the wanted ass rapings? [/ QUOTE ] If you want to shower with Big Steve, then more power to you. |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
I think some other poster called them "conjugal visits".
Whatever makes you happy when you wake up next to Bubba. |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
No ass rape, free rent, free food, and no $200k bill?
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Imagine living in your bedroom for 365 straight days and being allowed to only mow your lawn as your daily activity. [/ QUOTE ] Done it before... no big deal; never got around to doing the lawn, though. |
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No ass rape, free rent, free food, and no $200k bill? [/ QUOTE ] Plus you could likely play that one game with the guards, just like in Rounders. |
#38
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
I hear a bit of weed makes chemo cake.
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#39
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I hear a bit of weed makes chemo cake. [/ QUOTE ] mmmmmmmm.....chemo cake |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
At least in jail I'd have a reason to sit in my room 23 hours a day.
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