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Re: Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)
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attention whore [/ QUOTE ] Yes. And it's not even close. |
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Mike Matusow to Friedman.
"Boy you really do suck." I was ROFL after hearing that. Classic. |
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2005 WSOP quotes
I think most of the best quotes have already been cited here, but here are some ones I appreciated. Some may not be from the main event, but bear with me.
Phil Ivey (to the guy whose hand was shaking): “Would you stop that? Look, your hand is shaking. Did you know your hand is shaking? Are you doing that on purpose?” Mike Matusow (in his table interview for ESPN): “I think being in prison’s made me a better person” (or something like that) Speaking of which, Norman Chad (at just about any time Matusow’s being a jackass): “This is the New Mike. Same as the Old Mike.” Scott Fischman: “I’ve got a secret bathroom that I use, and I’m not telling anyone about it. You all can wait in line.” Scott Fischman (preflop holding pocket eights vs. Dave Ulliott’s pocket Kings, imitating the announcers): “Scott Fischman has the best hand, but what will he do here?” Later, to Ulliott: “I put you on...King-six. Yeah, King-six. I think that’s what you had.” **ONE MORE** Some guy at table, attempting to raise: "I I I I I I I..uh, uh, uh..." Layne Flack: "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" Guy: "I raise." Layne Flack: "I hate that cat." Scottiek |
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"I haven't won a coin flip in two years" - Matusow
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at the table with madusow and the 23 year old they are discussing a 700000 pot or so and someone says that guy was in a huge pot for over 700000 chips. madusow says wow, did u win? he shakes his head no and madusow replies:
"wow you really do suck buddy!" |
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When someone asks Matasow if he is related to Helmuth:
(Paraphrased) "Oh, please... don't even.... I'm just joking, that guy really believes what he says. He has a huge ego, I don't have an ego. |
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"I haven't won a coin flip in two years" - Matusow [/ QUOTE ] I remember there was one guy in the background bellowing after he heard that one. That amused me. |
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Has to be:
"Show me in the rules where is says about smelling" Bass |
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I can't believe no one has said this one yet....definately Matusow's 40 minute penalty.
This is from memory so it is just a rough paraphrase: Dealer: I heard an F-bomb over here! Floor: That's a 10-minute penalty, Mike. Matusow: Are you kidding, I was just talking to this guy about the [censored] hand! Floor: That's 20 minutes now. Matusow: [censored] this place. Floor: 30 minutes. Matusow: And [censored] you too. Floor: 40 minutes. |
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-Phil Ivey |
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