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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
"I wanna be on you." |
#52
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"I do 3 things great. Get drunk, screw, or punch people in the face. I'm drunk. What do you want me to do now?"
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#53
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Okay, maybe I'm stupid, but I have been thinking about this for a while. Wouldn't the "watch" be running fast? [/ QUOTE ] I was kinda thinking the same thing. |
#54
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What did the battery say to the potato chip?
I'm EverReady, are you Frito-Lay? HA! |
#55
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You would look skinnier if you were [censored] me.
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#56
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Most successful line:
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" |
#57
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You would look skinnier if you were [censored] me. [/ QUOTE ] so if by [censored] you the girl is basically agreeing you're fat? |
#58
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"I'm like the Energizer bunny with my batteries put in backwards - I just keep coming and coming and ..."
Rarely seems to work for some reason? |
#59
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"You're safe with me. You're so rough, there's no way I'm going to come."
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I prefer : " I'm the best looking guy here, and I'm ... talking to you." [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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