Need to Steal Costume idea

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How topical do you want this? Zombie Rosa Parks? Butch Sheryl Swoopes?

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Sheryl Swoopes jokes could include the following:

-A basketball cut to resemble a mommy part
-A female blowup doll (preferably in an Old Dominion jersey) flipped on your front in a 69
-3 MVP medals, obv for 'working the box' (spice euphemism to taste)

New Orleans jokes are prob the best bet, though . . . something like Survivor: SuperDome (rape/[censored]/steal instead of outwit/outplay/whatever?), although racism remarks would be way better.