Trash talking

[Xizor]

I generally only talk trash in two situations:

1. To piss off someone who got outdrawn so he will go on tilt.
2. To defend a donk against someone who got outdrawn so the donk won't leave the table.

It's good fun though:

Me after someone just got bad beat of the year: "Lol owned n00b" - "Learn to play"
Him: "Learn to play!?!!!!!"
Me: Cry more n00b

He whined for 30 minutes and donated a whole lot of chips while doing it. I love these guys.