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Proof of the Spaghetti Theory
"THE ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM
P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection. P2. Existence is a perfection. C. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. THE COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM (KALAM STYLE) P1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. P2. The universe began to exist. P3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence. P4. Since no scientific explanation can provide a causal account of the origin of the universe, the cause must be supernatural, i.e. a god. C1. Therefore, a god exists. P5. Gods create humans in their own image. P6. The brains of humans resemble a bowl of spaghetti. C2. Thus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god. ANOTHER ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM P1. I conceive of a being than which no greater can be conceived. P2. If a being than which no greater can be conceived does not exist, then I can conceive of a being greater than a being than which no greater can be conceived, namely, a being than which no greater can be conceived *that exists*. P3. I cannot conceive of a being greater than a being than which no greater can be conceived. C1. Thus, a being than which no greater can be conceived exists. P4. If that being does not have a Noodly Appendage, then I can conceive of a being greater that being, i.e. a being *that has a Noodly Appendeage*. C2. Thus, a being than which no greater can be conceived has a Noodly Appendage. C3. Therefore, a being than which no greater can be conceived has a Noodly Appendage and exists, that is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exsits. RAmen!" --Brian D. Rabern, Department of Philosophy, UC Santa Barbara |
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Re: Proof of the Spaghetti Theory
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"THE ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection. P2. Existence is a perfection. C. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. THE COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM (KALAM STYLE) P1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. P2. The universe began to exist. P3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence. P4. Since no scientific explanation can provide a causal account of the origin of the universe, the cause must be supernatural, i.e. a god. C1. Therefore, a god exists. P5. Gods create humans in their own image. P6. The brains of humans resemble a bowl of spaghetti. C2. Thus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god. ANOTHER ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM P1. I conceive of a being than which no greater can be conceived. P2. If a being than which no greater can be conceived does not exist, then I can conceive of a being greater than a being than which no greater can be conceived, namely, a being than which no greater can be conceived *that exists*. P3. I cannot conceive of a being greater than a being than which no greater can be conceived. C1. Thus, a being than which no greater can be conceived exists. P4. If that being does not have a Noodly Appendage, then I can conceive of a being greater that being, i.e. a being *that has a Noodly Appendeage*. C2. Thus, a being than which no greater can be conceived has a Noodly Appendage. C3. Therefore, a being than which no greater can be conceived has a Noodly Appendage and exists, that is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exsits. RAmen!" --Brian D. Rabern, Department of Philosophy, UC Santa Barbara [/ QUOTE ] What I grapple with most is whether or not my non-FSM-believer friends will join Him in heaven. I know I will be there with Him, in full pirate regalia. |
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Re: Proof of the Spaghetti Theory
Linguini is so much better.
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