Favorite Opponent's Comment! - Page 5

protocol · #41 10-12-2005, 01:27 AM

While playing live 3/6 about 3-4 years ago:
"I almost made the Royal Straight!"

And my 2nd favorite, happened around the same time, also live 3/6. Older black guy sits down and is playing absolutely horribly. Probably his first time playing, as he is playing literally 100% of his hands. One hand, I hold AA, the flop is J-high, turn blank, and river the 4th J. He check/calls every street, so I show first. He then flips over JJ(!!) for quads. Someone says, "That river saved you" to which someone else responded, "No it didn't. He was ahead on the flop". At this point the black guy responds with "I don't know nothin bout no flippity flop".

Harv72b · #42 10-12-2005, 02:55 AM

"You must be the luckiest S.O.B. alive," said the weak/tighty as he folded to a turn raise HU for the 15th straight time.

Rascal · #43 10-12-2005, 09:54 AM

When someone in a SNG gets knocked out and they stay on the chat heckling everyone at the table.

I love to say "Sorry what was that? You'll have to speak up I cant hear you from the lobby." Usually they get the hint and leave...