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Sightless · #61 10-07-2005, 08:06 PM

me = happy

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is MP with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB raises, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (12 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG calls, Hero raises, CO calls, Button folds, SB folds, BB 3-bets, UTG folds, Hero caps, CO calls, BB calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, BB calls.

River: (15.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, BB calls.

Final Pot: 17.50 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Ks Jh (one pair, kings).
Hero has 2h 2s (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 17.50 BB.

kiemo · #62 10-07-2005, 08:45 PM

After playing at the rock gardens of Poker Plex and Absolute last month I welcomed the venture back to Party for their reload bonus. -35BB later, man I hate Party!

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Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, 2 folds, UTG caps, Hero calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

Flop: (17.50 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (10.75 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, MP3 calls, Button calls, UTG 3-bets, Hero calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

River: (22.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, MP3 folds, Button folds, UTG 3-bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 28.75 BB

Surely he has TT or JJ?? Nope J2!! Cant explain my stop and go on the river - seems stupid to me 

Same villian from above hand - see white text for how much his preflop raise needs to be respected.

Villian here is same
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Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
5 folds, Button raises, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (11.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, Hero caps, Button calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Yep AQ! 

And it didnt get much better. KK drops to another donk who hung around with A8o. AJ twice flopped top pair, and ran into QQ and KK. AKs drops to cold called J4o and the flopped 4. Missed nut flush in a 40BB pot. All of that was enough to make me feel the tilt and I had to force myself to close down the app.

Oh did I mention this was all in about 20 minutes

For the last month its almost as if someone is literally sitting in a room pushing the screw kiemo button over and over !
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milesdyson · #63 10-07-2005, 09:09 PM

hey kiemo - you tilting in these hands? i know this is "no content" but you really played both of these hands terribly.

in hand 1 you should go to war on the flop, and yeah raising the river like that after calling the turn is pointless.

in hand 2.. come on.. even retards can see 9TJK on the board. check call the river.

milesdyson · #64 10-07-2005, 09:22 PM

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I stared at this one for a while in disbelief. The check-raise with crap on the river is one thing, but there's a certain idiotic logic to that. The guy cold-calling on the end when he's playing the board though, is just amazing.

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quite amazing. before i made the call i wondered what he possibly played like that. i was pretty surprised.

kiemo · #65 10-07-2005, 09:31 PM

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hey kiemo - you tilting in these hands? i know this is "no content" but you really played both of these hands terribly.

in hand 1 you should go to war on the flop, and yeah raising the river like that after calling the turn is pointless.

in hand 2.. come on.. even retards can see 9TJK on the board. check call the river.

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Hand 1 I dont think so as it was pretty early in the night. I played the flop terrible I know. I was going for the raise on the turn to chase out flush draws, but simply forgot to consider the pot size already. River already acknowledged was stupid, came to that conclusion while still in the hand.

Hand 2 possibly - but again I dont think so. The villian as we established in hand 1 is pretty maniacal. Also I was the only person on the table he was showing down best hands against. He was raising and reraising with crap on almost every hand. He reraised with bottom pair on a 4 flush board a few hands later. I figured he probably had a Q for sure, but I have slowed down in these situations many times in the past figuring to save some rake money on the chop and then my opponent will show no chop and I missed bets.

Sightless · #66 10-07-2005, 10:12 PM

all day long this piece of donkey has been sucking out on me

im so pissed

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Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (13 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, UTG calls, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, UTG calls, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG calls.

River: (24.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 33.50 BB

Results
SB has Ts 9h (straight, king high).
UTG has Ah Ks (one pair, kings).
Hero has Jc Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 33.50 BB.

GrunchCan · #67 10-07-2005, 10:20 PM

You overplayed your hand.

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all day long this piece of donkey has been sucking out on me

im so pissed

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Think of it this way. You're the slot machine. The opponent's the dude with a bucket full of quarters.

You gotta let him hit bar-bar-bar now & then. Don't freak out.

Sightless · #68 10-07-2005, 10:42 PM

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You overplayed your hand.

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all day long this piece of donkey has been sucking out on me

im so pissed

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Think of it this way. You're the slot machine. The opponent's the dude with a bucket full of quarters.

You gotta let him hit bar-bar-bar now & then. Don't freak out.

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Thanx a lot, It's just that he would so many weird things, like check raise me with queen high and catch runner runner queen... meh.. I just figured no way he can beat me... and he did... meh poker gods are so cruel

GrunchCan · #69 10-07-2005, 10:47 PM

Based on that, you may not have overplayed your hand.

But tilt-control could be an issue for you.

smonahan · #70 10-08-2005, 12:17 AM

Ugh. Pocket queens 5 times tonight. Only won once. Up against KK twice, quad 2s once and trip 6s once. The only had I was was against TT.