Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[private joker]

I was playing basketball with a group of friends in middle school/high school. Two of them (Nathan and Rueben) were twins -- not identical, but fraternal twins; they looked sort of alike, but you knew they were twin brothers because they were both dumb as a box of rocks.

Also, they didn't like each other. During the game, they got very confrontational and started trash talking each other. As dumb as Nathan was, Rueben was even dumber -- when things got really heated, Nathan made a mean comment about Rueben, and Rueben shot back with the best comeback he could think of: "Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"

The funniest thing about this was the aftermath. The rest of us started giggling to ourselves, and Rueben didn't get it. Nathan goes, "You idiot, she's your mother too!" And Rueben goes, "Oh." And he pretty much shut up after that.

[inlemur]

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Its not her fault you don't have a sense of humor.

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Once we picked our jaws up off the floor, we laughed. And she didn't understand why we were laughing.

[kem]

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i would think that you could get addicted and ingest enough nicotine even if you didn't inhale. don't cigar smokers get addicted to nicotine?

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Except cigars have like 50X the nicotine as cigarettes...

[Duffman]

In high school social studies class. Junior yr.

We're discussing how the Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French.

Dumb skank : How did they bring it all the way to America?
Dumber skank : With Helicopters STUPID!

[jba]

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The funniest thing about this was the aftermath. The rest of us started giggling to ourselves, and Rueben didn't get it. Nathan goes, "You idiot, she's your mother too!" And Rueben goes, "Oh." And he pretty much shut up after that.

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reminds me of one

I'm hanging out with some of my college roommates, Dick and John - who happen to be cousins, and everyone knows this - and some girls we had known for a very long time. Somehow during conversation there is some mention of Dick's dad referring to John's mom as 'sis'.

dumb girl: wait, your mom is his dad's sister? seriously??
them: uhh, yeah.
dumb girl: wow that's weird!
them: you didn't know we were cousins?
dumb girl: well yeah, I knew that.

[Colonel Kataffy]

This

[kyro]

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This happened abbout 5 years ago, my senior year of high school. My Spanish teacher was out for the day, and we had a substitute who didn't care what we did as long as we weren't obnoxious. So a few of us decide to play "Win Lose or Draw" (like charades, but you draw instead of act) to keep from being bored.

It's normal girl's (NG) turn to draw. She says "I can't think of anything", so impossibly stupid girl (ISG, seriously the most incompetent person I've ever met) says "Oh, I've got one you can use" then calls her over so she can whisper it into NG's ear. NG says OK, then starts to draw. She's drawn most of a tophat when ISG blurts out "OOH! Magician!"

We all just stared at her.

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this would have been funnier if she was wrong.

[IndieMatty]

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that time in college."

edit: wow, im the third one...oh well.

[youtalkfunny]

More LOL's in this thread than any I've read in a long time.

"I could care less"

Just think for a second about how much sense this makes.