Whats a good way to pretend you are gay

[fingokra]

Be yourself

or in the words of Buck Owens "Act Naturally"

[masse75]

fart to where you only hear the sound of rushing wind.

[MyTurn2Raise]

before you do anything, think "What would Brian boitano do?"

[sexdrugsmoney]

Always follow the latest fashion trends, don't fall 1 step behind.

Always try and hang out with girls and make them laugh, showing them you are their best friend with no danger of a dick jumping at them.

Always wear a pink shirt with the collar popped. (if pink is unavailable, lemon yellow or lime green)

[Stuey]

It is easy to make girls think you are gay. Just be nice to gay guys infront of them and ignore the girls for even 1 hr and you are gay.

It is near impossible to make guys that know you think you are gay. Even if they are gay themselves. They can tell right away if you are interested in them or not. Even if you try to fake it. Warning if they are drunk gay men don't notice anything and just like straight men they hit it if it moves.

Most guys that don't know you will always assume you are gay when they first meet you. Somehow this makes it less likely that they are gay in their minds.

But what do I know I'm a lesbian in a guy's body in need of a bigger strap-on. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Soul Daddy]

Grow a mustache.

[Shoe]

stick it in his pooper

[StevieG]

be clean, thin, neat, and single

[Ice Man]

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Suck a dick.

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Or two.

[Action Scott]

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