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Great Fish Quote
I was playing on Prima this afternoon. The UTG had already been complaining about the bad beats he was receiving. On this hand he raises pre-flop and everyone folds to the BB who calls with 42s. Of course, the BB wins when he flops two pair and the UTG is really complaining now. Then the BB says, "what did you expect, I was in the big blind and everyone folded."
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Re: Great Fish Quote
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I was playing on Prima this afternoon. The UTG had already been complaining about the bad beats he was receiving. On this hand he raises pre-flop and everyone folds to the BB who calls with 42s. Of course, the BB wins when he flops two pair and the UTG is really complaining now. Then the BB says, "what did you expect, I was in the big blind and everyone folded." [/ QUOTE ] POTY |
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I've got one that made me LOL. And I'm a cold-hearted sumuvabitch.
Fishie was also openly complaining about his bad beats. "I've had 10 10 twice and can't get [censored]." That's not the funny. Anyway, he gets heads up in a hand where he raises EP and gets 3-bet. He caps. Flop is 959 and he leads, gets raised, 3-bets and is capped. Turn is a brick and he check/calls. River is a 3rd nine and he check/calls. Fishie turns over AJ for 3 9s, ace high. His opponent turns over AA and scoops the pot. Fishie types in the chat box, "Wow. This is bullshit." LOL. |
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I've encountered some "fish-table coaches" before that I found humorous (I used to be annoyed, but now I laugh).
After moving in for the second time in 4 hands (when its 5 handed in a SNG where blinds are large) I get called and immediately (like he already had it typed out ready to go) he says "works everytime but once." then of course all of the various "grr only on pokerstars" "You got bodog'd", "Riverstar'd" "ace in every flop on UB"...etc. ah, it never ends. |
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Re: Great Fish Quote
"Do you have pockets?"
Or my all time favorite when i missed a straight draw and bet out the river with 8-high and got called by Queen high, "Good bet, I almost folded" |
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I've encountered some "fish-table coaches... [/ QUOTE ] It's up there with worst play ever but the best bit is Fishie leaving because of it to probably go and play with the pro's. Don't know why, it was me that lost. ***** Hand History for Game 2792092040 ***** 1/2 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Wed Sep 28 20:51:47 EDT 2005 Table Beginners 1054117 (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button Total number of players : 9 Seat 1: chenyupar ( $43.50) Seat 2: Kahlone ( $61.37) Seat 3: mackemgreg ( $75.25) Seat 4: eugandash ( $31) Seat 5: jk7and7 ( $41.50) Seat 6: Mahlzeit ( $56.25) Seat 8: mjezzy ( $105.45) Seat 9: UFL_Gators ( $24.13) Seat 10: dorseynelson ( $89.25) Mahlzeit posts small blind (0.50) mjezzy posts big blind (1) ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to mackemgreg [ Kd, Kh ] UFL_Gators folds. dorseynelson calls (1) chenyupar folds. Kahlone folds. mackemgreg raises (2) to 2 eugandash folds. jk7and7 folds. Mahlzeit raises (2.50) to 3 mjezzy raises (3) to 4 dorseynelson folds. mackemgreg calls (2) Mahlzeit calls (1) ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Qs, 6s, 8d ] Mahlzeit bets (1) mjezzy calls (1) mackemgreg raises (2) to 2 Mahlzeit calls (1) mjezzy calls (1) ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 3s ] Mahlzeit bets (2) mjezzy calls (2) mackemgreg calls (2) ** Dealing River ** : [ 3c ] Mahlzeit checks. mjezzy bets (2) mackemgreg calls (2) Mahlzeit calls (2) ** Summary ** Main Pot: $30 | Rake: $1 Board: [ Qs 6s 8d 3s 3c ] mjezzy balance $125.45, bet $10, collected $30, net +$20 [ Jh 3h ] [ three of a kind, threes -- Qs,Jh,3h,3s,3c ] mackemgreg balance $65.25, lost $10 [ Kd Kh ] [ two pairs, kings and threes -- Kd,Kh,Qs,3s,3c ] Mahlzeit balance $46.25, lost $10 [ Ah Ac ] [ two pairs, aces and threes -- Ah,Ac,Qs,3s,3c ] jk7and7: pice of XXXX jk7and7: whtn u callin a raise with jk7and7: get the fck out of here jk7and7: the fck jk7and7: XXX jk7and7: sht eater jk7and7: go away jk7and7: lrn how 2 play Mahlzeit: he won didnt her Mahlzeit: then his game is working well jk7and7: WHAT GET LUCKY WXXXLONG WILL THAT LAST Mahlzeit: hey its his money Mahlzeit: i know it sucks when someone wiht a hand like that beats you trust me it happens a lot jk7and7: keep pulling sht like tht jk7and7: sht up jizz jk7and7: dumb ass plyers mackemgreg: you upsetting people jezzy? mjezzy: so jk7and7: to scared to even say a word jk7and7: where u from not america jk7and7: XXX jk7and7: talk puss mjezzy: u r an a hole mjezzy: short stack jk7and7: wXXXmuch u buy in for mjezzy: 30 mjezzy: yeah u suck jk7and7: yeah im up 30 and i suck ur smart mjezzy: compared 2 me yeah jk7and7: fck ths table jk7and7 has left the table. |
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Re: Great Fish Quote
Actually calling with 4 2 s in this spot is not too fishy if EP cant get away from a hand (big pot) and you play decent post flop. Calling for 1SB to win maybe 5 BB seems decent.
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Actually calling with 4 2 s in this spot is not too fishy if EP cant get away from a hand (big pot) and you play decent post flop. Calling for 1SB to win maybe 5 BB seems decent. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAA!!! Give me the party name of the fish who said that! Best one yet! |
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Re: Great Fish Quote
I guess you are resonding to me...
pokenum -h ah kd - 4s 2s Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV Kd Ah 1040451 60.76 662863 38.71 8990 0.53 0.610 4s 2s 662863 38.71 1040451 60.76 8990 0.53 0.390 pokenum -h ah qs - 4s 2s Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV Qs Ah 1066661 62.29 635649 37.12 9994 0.58 0.626 4s 2s 635649 37.12 1066661 62.29 9994 0.58 0.374 pokenum -h as qs - 4s 2s Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV As Qs 1137685 66.44 563220 32.89 11399 0.67 0.668 4s 2s 563220 32.89 1137685 66.44 11399 0.67 0.332 Whatever... I don't call EP raise with this crap either, but I'm weak like that. |
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Re: Great Fish Quote
i love stupid people
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