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Operator: "What number are you calling?" Max: "I'm calling Control, Operator…" Operator: "You have dialed incorrectly. Give me your name and address and your dime will be refunded." Max: "Operator, I'm calling from my shoe!" Operator: "What is the number of your shoe?" Max: "It's an unlisted shoe, Operator!" [/ QUOTE ] Gold!!! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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I'm not in the least bit upset that I have no idea what the [censored] this is. [/ QUOTE ] You should be. |
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[ QUOTE ] I'm not in the least bit upset that I have no idea what the [censored] this is. [/ QUOTE ] You should be. [/ QUOTE ] Alright, I'll pretend. Woe is me. |
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Chief: Max, this will undoubtedly be the most dangerous mission you've ever gone on. You probably won't get back alive.
Maxwell Smart: If you're trying to scare me, Chief, you're wasting your time. I don't know the meaning of the word fear. Chief: You'll parachute from six thousand feet. Maxwell Smart: I think I just learned it. Plus, I was reading that Agent 99 was originally going to be Agent 69....good stuff. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'm not in the least bit upset that I have no idea what the [censored] this is. [/ QUOTE ] You should be. [/ QUOTE ] Alright, I'll pretend. Woe is me. [/ QUOTE ] |
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This is the bit that I find interesting.
In 1941, he dropped out of school to join the Marines, lying about his age. In Guadalcanal he survived the deadly blackwater fever and was returned to the States to become a drill instructor, acquiring the clipped delivery that served him well as a comedian. Imagine Don Adams as the DI in Full Metal Jacket. ”Sorry about that Pvt. Joker” RIP |
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I'll tell you as soon as you lower the cone of silence.
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I played a lot of p***r with this guy at Hollywood Park. He was a fish.
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Been a tough year for TV types:
Johnny Carson Frank Gorshin Sandra Dee James Doohan Anne Bancroft Bob Denver Don Adams |
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I imagine this was how the "Don Knotts was a Marine DI" urban myth was born.
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