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#31
09-23-2005, 10:20 PM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
good idea
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#34
09-23-2005, 10:22 PM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
It's really not that funny... But what can I say, I'm bored... The night needs to hurry up and start soon.
[ QUOTE ] Survivor: this movie kicks ass 7:05:30 PM Tron: What movie 7:05:36 PM Survivor: groundhogs day 7:05:40 PM Tron: I hate that movie 7:05:42 PM Survivor: it's on hbo or something 7:05:43 PM Survivor: no way 7:05:46 PM Tron: Yeah, I hate it 7:05:50 PM Survivor: that's f*cked up 7:05:56 PM Survivor: you OD on pork chops or something 7:05:57 PM Tron: I'm f*cked up 7:06:15 PM Tron: Pork chops? WTF? Who are you? 7:06:25 PM Survivor: eric 7:06:27 PM Survivor: duh 7:06:32 PM Tron: From where 7:06:40 PM Survivor: skeezer illinois 7:06:42 PM Survivor: fuqnut 7:06:49 PM Tron: Sh*t 7:06:58 PM Survivor: sh*t where 7:07:12 PM Tron: How the f*ck is a person supposed to OD on pork chops 7:07:25 PM Survivor: you eat a lot of them until you go into food coma 7:07:29 PM Survivor: like turkey but much better 7:07:33 PM Survivor: cuz it's from the PORK! 7:07:40 PM Tron: Yeah pork chops are pretty much delicious 7:07:47 PM Survivor: PRETTY MUCH! 7:07:48 PM Tron: Good God are they ever 7:07:57 PM Survivor: they're like beer 7:08:00 PM Survivor: but made of gold 7:08:04 PM Survivor: and skeezerbeans 7:08:18 PM Tron: Gold and skeezerbeans 7:08:24 PM Tron: That sounds delicious 7:08:30 PM Survivor: dude you don't eat the gold 7:08:35 PM Survivor: how stupid are you 7:08:53 PM Tron: B*tch I hate Groundhog's Day and I hate you 7:08:59 PM Tron: Talk some more sh*t, I keep it real 7:08:59 PM Survivor: that's not cool 7:09:06 PM Survivor: who eats gold 7:09:09 PM Survivor: what are you a leprechaun? 7:09:14 PM Tron: Lil' Jon 7:09:20 PM Survivor: you aren't jon 7:09:31 PM Tron: Yeah but I can try 7:09:40 PM Survivor: to be a jon 7:09:41 PM Survivor: ? 7:09:42 PM Tron: http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news...on-cup-tvt.jpg 7:09:45 PM Tron: Look at that sh*t 7:09:52 PM Tron: All that motherfucker does is eat diamonds and gold and platinum 7:09:52 PM Survivor: that's like chad johnson 7:09:57 PM Tron: He has it all over his teeth 7:09:58 PM Survivor: i'd not eat gold 7:10:00 PM Survivor: that's gross 7:10:13 PM Tron: Oh well 7:10:21 PM Tron: What do you eat 7:10:24 PM Survivor: i'm going to call you furter form now on 7:10:25 PM Tron: Do you eat Ben & Jerry's 7:10:26 PM Survivor: okay furter? 7:10:32 PM Survivor: Yeah, just got some chubby hubby 7:10:43 PM Tron: Hell yaus 7:11:28 PM Survivor: good stuff 7:11:43 PM Survivor: it's like frozen goodness 7:12:01 PM Survivor: kind of like your mom after i cut her up and put her in my freezer 7:12:09 PM Survivor: furter likes? 7:12:17 PM Tron: I keep it real 7:12:24 PM Tron: Talk some more sh*t on my mom 7:12:26 PM Survivor: you want to look in my freezer? 7:12:36 PM Survivor: there's ice cream. 7:12:39 PM Tron: F*ck I don't have time to come to Illinois and look in your freezer 7:12:41 PM Survivor: and english muffins 7:12:49 PM Survivor: I'm not in Ill 7:12:54 PM Survivor: I just like it cuz it's Ill 7:13:00 PM Survivor: I'm in WeHo 7:13:01 PM Tron: I hate you 7:13:14 PM Survivor: Dude don't make me call you furter 7:13:16 PM Tron: YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ]
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#35
09-23-2005, 10:33 PM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
I meant post his handle.
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#36
09-23-2005, 10:34 PM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
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Vik NotAnAlcoholVik Male He's a nerd/overachieving college student Tool [/ QUOTE ] I give this one a C- [ QUOTE ] tcobb23: NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD NotAnAlcoholVik: guess so tcobb23: oh no tcobb23: I didn't mean to IM you tcobb23: i'm scuh a tool so sorry NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah, i have no idea who you are tcobb23: yeah you don't know me tcobb23: go cards tho! tcobb23: you hear we may get bennett? NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah NotAnAlcoholVik: we need all the help we can get tcobb23: rock out with your cock out huh tcobb23: what's an alcohol vik? tcobb23: like Michael Vick? NotAnAlcoholVik: just a little play on my name tcobb23: YOU ARE MICHALE VICK!? NotAnAlcoholVik: nope tcobb23: i was just yankin your dick yo tcobb23: i aint that big of a tool NotAnAlcoholVik: hah tcobb23: so you lookin for a 8-8 or a wild card NotAnAlcoholVik: i dont see them going 8-8 NotAnAlcoholVik: probably 6-10 again tcobb23: it's the wrold series or bust tcobb23: my ex used to say that tcobb23: 2K5-2K6: "[censored], life is beautiful. But its the [censored] thats in it thats [censored] up..." tcobb23: what does that mean? NotAnAlcoholVik: seomthing that people i know who understand NotAnAlcoholVik signed off at 10:33:28 PM. [/ QUOTE ]
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#37
09-23-2005, 10:36 PM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
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[ QUOTE ] this will be hysterical!! heres the required info! [/ QUOTE ] I notified the moderator of your post, it pisses me off when people do that and I hope someone deletes it. [/ QUOTE ] He does that pretty regularly too.
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#39
09-23-2005, 10:54 PM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
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Greg gmf2205 male he thinks there are no hot chicks at his school, carleton. EV (as in Expected value) [/ QUOTE ] Oh, yeah, this was the link I sent him. A C, maybe a C+ [ QUOTE ] gmf2205: who are you? tcobb23: eric tcobb23: did you click my links? tcobb23: too bad so sad gmf2205: eric who? tcobb23: whatev tcobb23: this place sucks tcobb23: it'll get really cold soon and then there will be ugly chix in snow gear tcobb23: no one needs that gmf2205: haha, true tcobb23: last year i went skiing tcobb23: and there was this cow tcobb23: not a real cow but you dig? tcobb23: anyway she fell over down the bunny hill gmf2205: haha, yeah tcobb23: rolled over some poor kid tcobb23: then again he was fugly too so it was probably as good as it gets tcobb23: +EV all over the place tcobb23: you goin to the concert gmf2205: what's +EV tcobb23: nevermind it's like three degrees over your head tcobb23: like, if you stood up, held a book as high over your head as it could go, it'd still be ver your head tcobb23: so I thought i saw some hot chick near skinner yesterday tcobb23: but it turned out that it was some dude in a dress tcobb23: does that make me gay? gmf2205: beats me kid tcobb23: kid? tcobb23: what the hell tcobb23: this campus is full of the fuglies tcobb23: i should have gone to miami gmf2205: its true tcobb23: but then you'd not be there tcobb23: not to sound too gay tcobb23: why'd you come here tcobb23: Miami = +EV tcobb23: Carleton = ----EV tcobb23: it means EXPECTED VALUE gmf2205: so how much poker do you play tcobb23: so don't ask gmf2205: i know what it means tcobb23: i ain't got time usually tcobb23: cuz of the honeys tcobb23: haha I almost believed that gmf2205: poker gmf2205: ev gmf2205: go hand in hand tcobb23: poke her hand in hand gmf2205: raising pocket aces is +EV...like my usage? tcobb23: heh! gmf2205: ok... tcobb23: yes I do tcobb23: you get a B- tcobb23 wants to directly connect. gmf2205 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.). tcobb23: dood tcobb23: I want to show you a pickture tcobb23 wants to directly connect. gmf2205 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.). tcobb23: whatev gmf2205: virus... tcobb23: I promise no gmf2205: sned it as a file tcobb23: how do I do it? gmf2205: ok fine gmf2205: do it again tcobb23: one sec tcobb23: i gotta find it tcobb23: i thought i d/led it tcobb23 wants to directly connect. tcobb23: found it gmf2205 is now directly connected. tcobb23: wtf is this YGP picture finder? tcobb23: <picture of fake parents' magazine> tcobb23: rock out with your cock out, parents mag! tcobb23: see no virus gmf2205: haha gmf2205: that's funy tcobb23: I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE tcobb23: YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. tcobb23: pssh. tcobb23: wait i got more tcobb23: i gotta find it tcobb23: you got any? tcobb23: shaker rivial, what the hekc is that tcobb23: they're dumb with a capital T tcobb23: hello gmf2205: hey gmf2205: dont have any really tcobb23: http://wooledge.org/~greg/greg-closeup.jpg tcobb23: hahaha! tcobb23: he's funny tcobb23: i was looking for pictures of asparagus tcobb23: that's +EV tcobb23: let's play a game tcobb23: word association tcobb23: ready? gmf2205: shoot tcobb23: okay tcobb23: potato gmf2205: brown tcobb23: orange gmf2205: juicy tcobb23: boob tcobb23: TOO SLOW gmf2205: wtf? tcobb23: i woulda said "job" tcobb23: herman tcobb23: well? gmf2205: melville tcobb23: junk gmf2205: food tcobb23: righteous gmf2205: knights tcobb23: middle gmf2205: class tcobb23: jewish gmf2205: synagogue tcobb23: prostitute gmf2205: whore tcobb23: sfd tcobb23: oops tcobb23: sad gmf2205: happy tcobb23: carleton tcobb23: you equate happy with sad? tcobb23: that's really unfortunate tcobb23: you may be bi-polar. gmf2205: i associate happy with sad gmf2205: they are opposites tcobb23: hold on lemme check webmd gmf2205: its only natural to associate opposites in pairs tcobb23: you should buy this book tcobb23: http://www.haworthpress.com/store/Ar...85&ID=1220 tcobb23: / Happy Alone? Sad Young Men in East Asian Gay Cinema tcobb23: that's what google says gmf2205: i got enough books gmf2205: thanks tcobb23: okay more words tcobb23: ready? gmf2205: nah tcobb23: come one i got a good one tcobb23: five more words gmf2205: 5 tcobb23: well terms cuz the first one is three words tcobb23: okay here we go! tcobb23: hee sop choi gmf2205: baseball tcobb23: hemmroid gmf2205: injury tcobb23: two chicks at the same time gmf2205: fun tcobb23: (i would have said office space. your answer is better.) tcobb23: two guys at the same time gmf2205: foul tcobb23: oot gmf2205: wtf tcobb23: that's the last one tcobb23: OOT gmf2205: wtf gmf2205: thats my association tcobb23: oh tcobb23: okay tcobb23: Do you use OOT? gmf2205: nope tcobb23: oh tcobb23: YSSCKY tcobb23: OOT is EV tcobb23: let's talk in acronym tcobb23: OOT > * gmf2205: gthymfiwtkwyra tcobb23: what's that mean? gmf2205: ? tcobb23: it looks like you puked on your keyboard gmf2205: yposbwaydttm tcobb23: tanntaafl tcobb23: acronyms dude tcobb23: don't you know what one is gmf2205: yeah gmf2205: those were some tcobb23: it what universe? tcobb23: they need to spell something pronouncable gmf2205: nah i just made it up actually tcobb23: omg you rule tcobb23: I AM SO NOT AS COOL AS YOU tcobb23: <picture of ugly guy> gmf2205: ...? tcobb23: that's how sad i am gmf2205: what are this pictures tcobb23: that you foolded me gmf2205: i'm don ehere gmf2205: g'night gmf2205 direct connection is closed. tcobb23: :-( gmf2205 is away at 10:53:09 PM. tcobb23: greg = -EV Auto response from gmf2205: bbl [/ QUOTE ]
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#40
09-24-2005, 12:12 AM
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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
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Vik NotAnAlcoholVik Male He's a nerd/overachieving college student Tool [/ QUOTE ] </font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr /> PrahladFriedman: sup dude NotAnAlcoholVik: hey NotAnAlcoholVik: who is this? PrahladFriedman: john NotAnAlcoholVik: from where? PrahladFriedman: this is vik right NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah PrahladFriedman: from school PrahladFriedman: ya tool NotAnAlcoholVik: whats your last name? PrahladFriedman: neff PrahladFriedman: tall jewish guy PrahladFriedman: plays poker PrahladFriedman: ya know NotAnAlcoholVik: oh NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah PrahladFriedman: hows it going man NotAnAlcoholVik: its going alright PrahladFriedman: stayin in on a friday night? NotAnAlcoholVik: had a rough night last night PrahladFriedman: what happened? NotAnAlcoholVik: not much NotAnAlcoholVik: 21st birthday for a buddy PrahladFriedman: sweet, lots of booze PrahladFriedman: you know i was all county in high school PrahladFriedman: 15 tackles for losses my senior year PrahladFriedman: god damn i miss those days PrahladFriedman: did you play football in high school? NotAnAlcoholVik signed off at 9:09:47 PM. [/ QUOTE ] I think I scared him? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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