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Old 09-23-2005, 01:34 PM
Paluka Paluka is offline
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Default Re: What will your suicide note say?

I'll get em next time.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:24 PM
mike l. mike l. is offline
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"I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67."

i wish all 67 year old men would come to this epiphany.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:28 PM
Warik Warik is offline
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It's better to burn out than fade away



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Old 09-23-2005, 02:40 PM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Poor Thompson. That's what happens when you don't get blown regularly.

My note wouldn't whine like Hunter's. I'd just leave instructions: I want to be cremated. Mom, change your will making Steve (that's my brother) the executor. etc...

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I don't like you at all. Hunter had a pretty hot wife. He probably got blown more than you did, considering he was one of the last true pimps left.

You're looking at his note wrong. He had to leave something for his die-hard fans so they would understand. It helps me to understand.

You should show respect for such a great man, not poke fun at.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:44 PM
PokerCat69 PokerCat69 is offline
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I thought about sucide last night, I went to the pharmacy to buy Iron Polysaccharide, but it was closed when I arrived.
Desire isn't strong right now. I have a 1.14L Jack Daniels bottle which is good.
Suicide notes are kinda sappy, I wouldn't write one.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:45 PM
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Poor Thompson. That's what happens when you don't get blown regularly.

My note wouldn't whine like Hunter's. I'd just leave instructions: I want to be cremated. Mom, change your will making Steve (that's my brother) the executor. etc...

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I don't like you at all. Hunter had a pretty hot wife. He probably got blown more than you did, considering he was one of the last true pimps left.

You're looking at his note wrong. He had to leave something for his die-hard fans so they would understand. It helps me to understand.

You should show respect for such a great man, not poke fun at.

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If he's so great, how come he's dead?
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:47 PM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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Poor Thompson. That's what happens when you don't get blown regularly.

My note wouldn't whine like Hunter's. I'd just leave instructions: I want to be cremated. Mom, change your will making Steve (that's my brother) the executor. etc...

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I don't like you at all. Hunter had a pretty hot wife. He probably got blown more than you did, considering he was one of the last true pimps left.

You're looking at his note wrong. He had to leave something for his die-hard fans so they would understand. It helps me to understand.

You should show respect for such a great man, not poke fun at.

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If he's so great, how come he's dead?

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YEAH! And why don't you marry him?
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:52 PM
Sponger15SB Sponger15SB is offline
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Mom, this is all your fault.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:53 PM
Ser William Ser William is offline
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci."
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:55 PM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci."

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This joke sucks.
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