Got Fillmaff'd? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

[WordWhiz]

Yeah! This time I get to be the suckout artist who puts people on tilt. 6 hands in a row from a recent session:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(6 handed)</font> link

MP ($48.50)
CO ($89.50)
Button ($34.75)
Hero ($45.25)
BB ($10.59)
UTG ($68.87)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.00 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9d 9c (three of a kind, nines.)
Button has Js 5s (a pair of jacks.)
Hero wins 9.50 BB.
</font>

Button having proven to me his total donkicity, I decide to play the next hand, (where he's now CO) very aggressively:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(5 handed)</font> link

BB ($48.50)
UTG ($89.50)
CO ($25.75)
Hero ($55.25)
SB ($8.59)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, CO calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, CO calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (9.00 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 13.00 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jh Ah (a straight, seven to jack.)
CO has 4d 4c (three of a kind, fours.)
Hero wins 12.50 BB.
</font>
Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(4 handed)</font> link

Well, that's gotta suck for him, but seriously, he shouldn't be raising preflop with crap like that.

Hand 3: all fold preflop

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(4 handed)</font> link

Button ($47.00)
SB ($15.25)
Hero ($69.25)
UTG ($5.59)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB calls, Hero calls.

Maybe a questionable call, but I'm getting 5/1 w/ suited 2 gappers. Worth a shot.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB is all-in ($2.25)</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 20.75 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 3c 6c (a full house, Sixes full of threes.)
SB has Ac 4d (a straight, three to seven.)
Hero wins 20.25 BB.
</font>
Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(4 handed)</font> link

Well, that's gotta hurt--I've just taken $25 from this guy in a span of 4 hands! Let's see who else I can put on tilt.

Hand 5: all fold preflop

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(4 handed)</font> link

SB ($36.50)
Hero ($94.50)
Button ($5.09)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button is all-in ($1.09)</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.09 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (6.09 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: 6.09 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 2h Ac (two pairs, aces and twos.)
Button has Ah Kh (a pair of aces.)
Hero wins 5.71 BB.
</font>

Bye bye now! I never would have played this so if button was not short stacked, but a lot of players seem to try to give away their last few chips when they get low, and I figured he was doing that here.

What a delightful way to make $55 in 5 minutes!