Non-sequitur Verbal Exchange at Qwik-E-Mart

[cadillac1234]

I really hate to go to the local Qwik-E-Mart since it's filled with an equal amount of crackheads, tweakers and degenerate alcoholics but I needed milk so I stopped there.

I walked into the middle of a verbal altercation between a ghetto queen and a run-of-the-mill 102lb tweaker chick. I don't know what it was over but they offered up these lines:

Ghetto Queen: 'Bitch, Don't talk that way to me. I could be your damn parole officer'

Tweaker: 'I'll wrap a Big O tire around your head'

Ghetto Queen: 'If I lived in an Oakland Zip Code, I'd slap your ugly ass'

I think I'm going to bust out the 'parole officer' one sometime.