I'm a loser, should I kill myself?

[someguy2]

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I could just inject myself with something or swallow some poison and get it done quickly.

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IMO, sleeping pills + Jack Daniels is probably the ticket. If you drive off a cliff you might get lucky for the first time in your life and survive, so this is a poor option.

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Sleeping pills actually have a pretty low success rate, they usually just mess up your organs and keep you alive.

[Freakin]

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join the military

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this is the best response i have seen to any question on this site. nh

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I couldn't agree more. Go for it Someguy2.

Freakin

[TomHimself]

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join the military

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[Voltron87]

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In all seriousness just hire a hitman then you wont have to worry about this problem.

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LMAO

[LeatherFace]

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join the military

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and then use one of the guns to kill himself. very good idea

[pokerdirty]

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join the military

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and then use one of the guns to kill himself. very good idea

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no. you misunderstand the greatness of this answer. 1, he gets to shoot terrorists, or wanna-be terrorists. being in the army gives almost automatic respect. this should help his self esteem, and his luck with the ladies (as long as he's wearing the uniform) 2. if this doesn't work out, he could always run into an RPG and "die for his country" instead of going out like a coward.

[JayLear]

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I could just inject myself with something or swallow some poison and get it done quickly.

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IMO, sleeping pills + Jack Daniels is probably the ticket. If you drive off a cliff you might get lucky for the first time in your life and survive, so this is a poor option.

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Sleeping pills actually have a pretty low success rate, they usually just mess up your organs and keep you alive.

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Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.

[jakethebake]

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[someguy2]

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join the military

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and then use one of the guns to kill himself. very good idea

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no. you misunderstand the greatness of this answer. 1, he gets to shoot terrorists, or wanna-be terrorists. being in the army gives almost automatic respect. this should help his self esteem, and his luck with the ladies (as long as he's wearing the uniform) 2. if this doesn't work out, he could always run into an RPG and "die for his country" instead of going out like a coward.

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I hate this country. I would never "die for this country". As for the self esteem and getting lucky with the ladies, I'm [censored] ugly as hell. Nothing is going to change that. Shooting terrorists sounds kind of cool though.

[KramerTM]

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Any guesses as to the name of someguy2's real account? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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