Party Freeze

[Jordan Olsommer]

I want to thank the 2+2ers sincerely for this thread (and its ilk) - if it werent for you (and it), I would be irrationally paranoid that someone had hacked into my account or some such nonsense.

I have already pulled out my hair, but you people have saved me some scalp today, and for that again I thank you.

I leave you with this Doug Stanhope joke:
"I told my girlfriend I wanted to f*ck her between the tits, and she said 'how's that gonna feel good for me?', and I said, 'cause right when I'm about to come I'll stop punching you in the face.' "