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Old 09-05-2005, 01:24 PM
TheIrishThug TheIrishThug is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

yeah, that adds a completely different aspect to the story. i would think that walking for 30 mins would the sh part to get smeared all over ur butt. i think i would have just stuck it out on the bus. i mean they already know it was u, is them dealing with it for a few more mins really gonna change their impression of u?
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:24 PM
oddjob oddjob is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

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i think its a combo poop/fart. you can figure out what the real word for poop is. heaven forbid we use a curse word.

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Why didn't he just call it a poop/fart? And why does he have weird random words capitalized in his post?

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this reminds me of the time my friend ordererd an arnold palmer

friend: i'd like an arnold palmer

waitress: what's that?

friend: half lemonade and ice tea

waitress: why don't you just ask for lemonade and ice tea

friend: because it's called an arnold palmer
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:26 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

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this reminds me of the time my friend ordererd an arnold palmer

friend: i'd like an arnold palmer

waitress: what's that?

friend: half lemonade and ice tea

waitress: why don't you just ask for lemonade and ice tea

friend: because it's called an arnold palmer

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This is only applicable if he made up the term Arnold Palmer like the OP did.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:27 PM
ClassicBob ClassicBob is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

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this reminds me of the time my friend ordererd an arnold palmer

friend: i'd like an arnold palmer

waitress: what's that?

friend: half lemonade and ice tea

waitress: why don't you just ask for lemonade and ice tea

friend: because it's called an arnold palmer

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This is only applicable if he made up the term Arnold Palmer like the OP did.

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Shart is a pre-existing term. It became famous in the movie "Along Came Polly."
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:29 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

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Shart is a pre-existing term. It became famous in the movie "Along Came Polly."

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You're going to try to convince me that Along Came Polly made something famous?
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:29 PM
SackUp SackUp is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

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this reminds me of the time my friend ordererd an arnold palmer

friend: i'd like an arnold palmer

waitress: what's that?

friend: half lemonade and ice tea

waitress: why don't you just ask for lemonade and ice tea

friend: because it's called an arnold palmer

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This is only applicable if he made up the term Arnold Palmer like the OP did.

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Shart is a pre-existing term. It became famous in the movie "Along Came Polly."

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Exactly, you beat me to it. I think the word it retarded, but it does have some basis at least.

And the correct answer to the OPs question is Anytime...who the fvck Sharts???
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:31 PM
SackUp SackUp is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

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Come on guys, I've never heard it before, and I worked it out in about 5 seconds. It's two words combined into one:

gigantic + enourmous = ginourmous
sh... + ...art = shart

work it out.

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why would you go ...art unless you did not know that it was fart there??

You obviously are not a golfer.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:42 PM
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

during sex
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Old 09-05-2005, 02:38 PM
cold_cash cold_cash is offline
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Default Re: Worst time and Place to SHART.

So you [censored] your pants on the bus?

That's awesome.
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Old 09-05-2005, 02:43 PM
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during sex

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during a blowjob would be so much worse. ask big steve.
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