Anyone ever see a UFO?

[jakethebake]

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If u get an anal probe and like it does that mean ur gay?

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Only if it's a male alien.

[gravis]

"you know how i know your gay..."

[mslif]

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I've been inside one- does that count?

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How was the anal probe?

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If u get an anal probe and like it does that mean ur gay?

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Of course not, it just means you enjoy stuff stuck up your ass. Silly question! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[The once and future king]

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I've been inside one- does that count?

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How was the anal probe?

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If u get an anal probe and like it does that mean ur gay?

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Perhaps this is the question the aliens are trying to answer

[Jimbo]

A UFO cannot by it's very definition exist. Once you identify it as a UFO it is no longer unidentified. This has always puzzled me.

[-Skeme-]

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A UFO cannot by it's very definition exist. Once you identify it as a UFO it is no longer unidentified. This has always puzzled me.

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That makes no sense. It's not identified. It's placed in the category of the unidentified. An object that cannot be identified, gets labeled a UFO, is STILL unidentified.

[Voltron87]

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A UFO cannot by it's very definition exist. Once you identify it as a UFO it is no longer unidentified. This has always puzzled me.

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That makes no sense. It's not identified. It's placed in the category of the unidentified. An object that cannot be identified, gets labeled a UFO, is STILL unidentified.

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skeme is clearly correct. its an unidentified flying object, you dont know what it is, who flies it, what type of plane it is, etc.

[Jimbo]

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A UFO cannot by it's very definition exist. Once you identify it as a UFO it is no longer unidentified. This has always puzzled me.

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That makes no sense. It's not identified. It's placed in the category of the unidentified. An object that cannot be identified, gets labeled a UFO, is STILL unidentified.

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I understand the concept. Suppose an aborigines tribesman looks up at the sky and sees a Coke bottle flying towards him. Does this make the Coke bottle a UFO? What if it hits him on the head? Do we then make a movie about his experience?

[Slow Play Ray]

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Suppose an aborigines tribesman looks up at the sky and sees a Coke bottle flying towards him. Does this make the Coke bottle a UFO?

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To him, yes - it's a UFO.

Obviously WE know it's a coke bottle.

And obviously whoever is flying (or threw) the object we call a UFO knows what it is too. But like the Aborigine, we don't, so it's unidentified.

Remember, everything is relative.

[Jimbo]

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Suppose an aborigines tribesman looks up at the sky and sees a Coke bottle flying towards him. Does this make the Coke bottle a UFO?

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To him, yes - it's a UFO.

Obviously WE know it's a coke bottle.

And obviously whoever is flying (or threw) the object we call a UFO knows what it is too. But like the Aborigine, we don't, so it's unidentified.

Remember, everything is relative.

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I disagree. Below is the most accepted definition of a UFO originated by J. Allen Hynek.

A UFO is simply "the reported perception of an object or light seen in the sky or upon the land the appearance, trajectory, and general dynamic and luminescent behavior of which do not suggest a logical, conventional explanation and which is not only mystifying to the original percipients but remains unidentified after close scrutiny of all available evidence by persons who are technically capable of making a common sense identification, if one is possible."

So the Coke bottle is not a UFO. Unless you believe in aliens I cannot see how a UFO can really exist.