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...proceed, please.
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whats the difference between a priest and acne?
Answer: <font color="white"> acne waits until you are 14 to come on your face </font> |
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whats the difference between a priest and acne? Answer: <font color="white"> acne waits until you are 14 to come on your face </font> [/ QUOTE ] rofl |
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I'll start simple and let others build to the bigger laughs.
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Holy [censored], that was hilarious!
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This thread sucks worse than Michael J Fox in a Jenga tournament
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I'll start it off easy as well.
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Mission accomplished. Wow...
Keep 'em coming, I'm ready to start playing again. Wow... |
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I will recite one heard in OOT a couple of days ago, not one for word but i'll try!
This lizard and a monkey decide to smoke some weed up in a tree. They're hitting the joint hard, and the lizard gets a mad case of cotton mouth. Lizard says "Wait here man, I'm gonna go get a drink down at the stream." Monkey nods his head and chills and waits for his friend. The lizard sees an alligator down by the stream and the alligator says "Hey man do you have some weed?" Lizard says no, and tells him about his monkey friend up the tree that has some. The alligator goes to the tree and shouts up to the monkey "Hey man do you still have that weed?" The monkey looks down and says, "How much water did you drink man???" *edit* adding a picture, this one always kills me ![]() |
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