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If you woke up naked in central park, nyc what would you do?
conditions: you have no connections, you have to rely on yourself alone, no calling anyone, it's an alternate universe where you are exactly the same but you don't know anyone, or have a past history just your knowledge/skills/abilities/etc. I'm looking for a plan, not just first action, but i'll listen to various responses. |
#2
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steal a gun
shoot myself |
#3
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No [censored] idea.
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#4
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I bet there's way less difficult ways to kill yourself
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Go into a bar Terminator 2 style and tell some guy to give me his clothes and kick him into a grill if he doesn't comply. Rob the first guy I see who looks like he might be a douchebag, if no douchebags come by, just the first wealthy looking guy. Try to avoid going to jail. Take douchebag's money to poker room. Get rich.
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"Excuse me! Excuse me. (YES!) Sorry to bother you.. This might sound a little strange, but I just woke up without any clothes on. Do you think you can give me that extra shirt you're wearing?"
Repeat with pants and you're pretty much set to find a job. |
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[ QUOTE ]
Go into a bar Terminator 2 style and tell some guy to give me his clothes and kick him into a grill if he doesn't comply. Rob the first guy I see who looks like he might be a douchebag, if no douchebags come by, just the first wealthy looking guy. Try to avoid going to jail. Take douchebag's money to poker room. Get rich. [/ QUOTE ] I take back my reply. This is the obvious correct answer. |
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Rub one out, go back to sleep.
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[ QUOTE ]
If you woke up naked in central park, nyc what would you do? conditions: you have no connections, you have to rely on yourself alone, no calling anyone, it's an alternate universe where you are exactly the same but you don't know anyone, or have a past history just your knowledge/skills/abilities/etc. I'm looking for a plan, not just first action, but i'll listen to various responses. [/ QUOTE ] So, you don't know anybody and nobody knows you. This is a videogame setup. Do whatever the [censored] you want. This is some people's idea of heaven. |
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I'd be screwed because I've never been to NY. So I would find the hottest girl I could with a nice ass and start dry humping her. She would call the police and they would arrest me but at the same time provide me with clothing, food , and shelter. Eventually I would be let out of jail with my new duds and a full stomach. The rest would be easy.
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