J's Card club

[JJNJustin]

Ok that does it. I am going to buy a casino license in Vegas and open up a poker room. It's going to be called the Parrot Poker Club. I will have live parrots on perches like in the old Cuban night clubs. I will have 100 tables and offer poker room rates in the hotel for $19.99. I will rake 2% up to $3 max on all games. I will have tournaments three times daily, sit-n-goes, low limit, high limit, no limit, pot limit, 7 stud, hold em, omaha. I will have a free snack buffet bar with all kinds of international goodies like potstickers, nachos, etc. And free popcorn.
And nice leather reclining chairs for the birds to poop on.

-J

[Quicksilvre]

No bowling alley??!?

[DemonDeac]

good luck with that

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Have you talked to Tworooks?

[kleos]

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I am going to buy a casino license in Vegas and open up a poker room.

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Get a F-ing clue. You buy the gaming commission, NOT a license.

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And nice leather reclining chairs for the birds to poop on.

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Gawd... Do you really think your patrons are going to let some stupid bird beat them to this?

[JJNJustin]

I thought birds shitting on people would be an excellent feature. You get rivered and then a few moments later, a bird shits on you.

Also, parrots mimicking players remarks would be funny. Saying things like "Keep playing em buddy" and "On the river!"

-j

[kleos]

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Also, parrots mimicking players remarks would be funny. Saying things like "Keep playing em buddy" and "On the river!"

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as long as they don't tell bad beat stories.

[4_2_it]

Add strippers for drink servers, a few random poles near the tables and a porn music sound track playing 24/7 and I may have to invest.