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Ok that does it. I am going to buy a casino license in Vegas and open up a poker room. It's going to be called the Parrot Poker Club. I will have live parrots on perches like in the old Cuban night clubs. I will have 100 tables and offer poker room rates in the hotel for $19.99. I will rake 2% up to $3 max on all games. I will have tournaments three times daily, sit-n-goes, low limit, high limit, no limit, pot limit, 7 stud, hold em, omaha. I will have a free snack buffet bar with all kinds of international goodies like potstickers, nachos, etc. And free popcorn.
And nice leather reclining chairs for the birds to poop on. -J |
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No bowling alley??!?
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good luck with that
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Have you talked to Tworooks?
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I am going to buy a casino license in Vegas and open up a poker room. [/ QUOTE ] Get a F-ing clue. You buy the gaming commission, NOT a license. [ QUOTE ] And nice leather reclining chairs for the birds to poop on. [/ QUOTE ] Gawd... Do you really think your patrons are going to let some stupid bird beat them to this? |
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I thought birds shitting on people would be an excellent feature. You get rivered and then a few moments later, a bird shits on you.
Also, parrots mimicking players remarks would be funny. Saying things like "Keep playing em buddy" and "On the river!" -j |
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Also, parrots mimicking players remarks would be funny. Saying things like "Keep playing em buddy" and "On the river!" [/ QUOTE ] as long as they don't tell bad beat stories. |
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Add strippers for drink servers, a few random poles near the tables and a porn music sound track playing 24/7 and I may have to invest.
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