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Old 08-18-2005, 01:36 PM
astroglide astroglide is offline
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Default Re: OK, Who Did it?

i can't believe how most people don't realize "who smelt it dealt it" was invented by somebody who farted. they fart, somebody notices, and they use that to deflect the blame. it is by no means fact, and the people who say it are usually the ones who farted.
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:47 PM
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Default Re: OK, Who Did it?

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i can't believe how most people don't realize "who smelt it dealt it" was invented by somebody who farted. they fart, somebody notices, and they use that to deflect the blame. it is by no means fact, and the people who say it are usually the ones who farted.

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Seems like a pretty convenient stance you're taking on this.
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:39 PM
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"who smelt it dealt it"

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Southern variant: Smeller's the feller.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:03 PM
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Default Re: OK, Who Did it?

It has to be the chubby guy's friend. Think about it from his point of view. Normally if no one said anything you would just sit there and pray that you could get out of the elevator with dignity intact. But as soon as the mom says something, you have to just bust out laughing. The chubby guy is shaking his head because he probably gets accused of this kind of thing a lot, and often with good reason. This time however he is shaking his head out of embarrassment at his friend's actions, like saying "God you dork I can't believe you ripped one in public".

It was the chubby guy's friend, in the elevator, with the candlestick.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:19 PM
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Was it my mom?
Sorry but logical reasoning doesnt apply this time.

Was it me? my aunt? my uncle?
You may have made the case that since i knew who it was that it had to be someone in my family. Sorry, but that logic is wrong.

So that leaves 4 people, Indian Lady, Asian lady, Chubby guy, and his friend.

Was it the Asian lady? I can see why some of you would pick her, but she really did lack the sense of smell.

Was it the indian lady? Sorry. She did look suspicious, but i don't think she had any spicy food that day.

That leaves two, the chubby guy and his friend.

There's a reason why the chubby guy shook his head. He knew that his good friend just laid a big one in the elevator. It was even more apparent when he looked at his friend and muttered the words "that is so wrong". Of course if i told you this it would be too obvious.

So that makes Mr. Chubby boy's friend our winner.

Congratulations to everyone who got it right.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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It has to be the chubby guy's friend. Think about it from his point of view. Normally if no one said anything you would just sit there and pray that you could get out of the elevator with dignity intact. But as soon as the mom says something, you have to just bust out laughing. The chubby guy is shaking his head because he probably gets accused of this kind of thing a lot, and often with good reason. This time however he is shaking his head out of embarrassment at his friend's actions, like saying "God you dork I can't believe you ripped one in public".

It was the chubby guy's friend, in the elevator, with the candlestick.

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*applause*
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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Was it my mom?
Sorry but logical reasoning doesnt apply this time.

Was it me? my aunt? my uncle?
You may have made the case that since i knew who it was that it had to be someone in my family. Sorry, but that logic is wrong.

So that leaves 4 people, Indian Lady, Asian lady, Chubby guy, and his friend.

Was it the Asian lady? I can see why some of you would pick her, but she really did lack the sense of smell.

Was it the indian lady? Sorry. She did look suspicious, but i don't think she had any spicy food that day.

That leaves two, the chubby guy and his friend.

There's a reason why the chubby guy shook his head. He knew that his good friend just laid a big one in the elevator. It was even more apparent when he looked at his friend and muttered the words "that is so wrong". Of course if i told you this it would be too obvious.

So that makes Mr. Chubby boy's friend our winner.

Congratulations to everyone who got it right.

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Wow, such promise. And you end it with such lameness.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:26 PM
Hal 2000 Hal 2000 is offline
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Default Re: OK, Who Did it?

If you can't lay a fart in an elevator, you take life way too seriously.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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Was it my mom?
Sorry but logical reasoning doesnt apply this time.

Was it me? my aunt? my uncle?
You may have made the case that since i knew who it was that it had to be someone in my family. Sorry, but that logic is wrong.

So that leaves 4 people, Indian Lady, Asian lady, Chubby guy, and his friend.

Was it the Asian lady? I can see why some of you would pick her, but she really did lack the sense of smell.

Was it the indian lady? Sorry. She did look suspicious, but i don't think she had any spicy food that day.

That leaves two, the chubby guy and his friend.

There's a reason why the chubby guy shook his head. He knew that his good friend just laid a big one in the elevator. It was even more apparent when he looked at his friend and muttered the words "that is so wrong". Of course if i told you this it would be too obvious.

So that makes Mr. Chubby boy's friend our winner.

Congratulations to everyone who got it right.

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Wow, such promise. And you end it with such lameness.

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dude, it's not like he can control who the real farter was.
i thought it was a fun thread. i haven't gotten any sleep in 2 days all i kept thinking was "who WAS it ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:34 PM
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Wow, such promise. And you end it with such lameness.

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dude, it's not like he can control who the real farter was.
i thought it was a fun thread. i haven't gotten any sleep in 2 days all i kept thinking was "who WAS it ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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