How would you kill yourself if...

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Real credit for the following belongs to my friend and fellow poster Closer2313 [But since he actually posts about poker he may not find this topic].... here goes:

Step 1: Find a tall building and obtain razor wire and super glue
Step 2: While standing atop the building near the edge form the razor wire into a noose with a length not sufficient to hit the ground (also tie to an object on the roof) and then super glue your hands to your face
Step 3: Jump
.... The thought is that the razor wire would slice your head off (while it remained of course securely in your hands). Thus when your body is found on the sidewalk the initial reaction would be one of "OMFG he's so hardcore he ripped his own head off" making you the most badass suicide ever.