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Old 08-07-2005, 09:28 PM
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I'm a fish.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:45 AM
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this is the best post ever
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Old 08-08-2005, 01:26 AM
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who would have guessed "a test" followed by "oh you were serious" would lead to something so special?
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Old 08-08-2005, 10:31 PM
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who would have guessed "a test" followed by "oh you were serious" would lead to something so special?


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Again, you are about the 68th person to say that. If your going to post something to the thread, at least put something useful.

Does anyone else get rashes from their Hanes underwear? I used to wear the boxer briefs, and would get a rash constantly. I solved the problem by simply not wearing any anymore. Anyone else have this problem?
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:56 AM
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I used to wear the boxer briefs

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Tell me you're joking. The weiner is a lot like poker. If you don't understand position, you'll no doubt be a long term loser. Position, some would say, is everything and not much else matters (save the cards, but hey)

Anyway, back to position. I started to get off topic there for a minute. Not that all off topic topics are all that bad, it's just that it's so rude to go OT without justifiable cause. I mean, some threads here get so far OT that one forgets what the Hell the original T (OT) was about. So before we get too far OT, let's consider the OT and make sure we're not offensive.

Having said that, let's get back to OPP (Optimal Penis Position). I wonder, only occassionally, whether some words have too many repeated letters in them. I mean, what's the point of so many repeated letters?

Agh. OT again. Back to OT about OPP.

Following this? Good. So when a guy wears boxers, how the Hell can he move his weiner into OPP and have it stay there? Tighty whities (not me playing poker, BTW) do the job perfectly by smashing your weiner to one side or the other making movement impossible until the next time you take it out. Which sucks, BTW. You take it out for a breather, do your business, put it back where it belongs, and it never seems to get into exactly the same position it was before the breather. This is called SOPP (Sub Optimal Penile Position) and bugs you for a good ten minutes until OPP is obtained. How that happens is beyond me, but OPP usually takes about ten minutes.

This is all well and good, but what about when you get raised, you ask. You fully intended on limping all day long, and then, out of the blue, you're dealt a reason to raise. This can be painful for some guys. Me? Personally, I can raise, reraise, and cap without worrying about hurting my stack too much. How, you ask?

I don't know. But I imagine it'd be easier with boxers. I still ain't changing.

Thoughts?

Onaflag..............
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:58 AM
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Does anyone else get rashes from their Hanes underwear? I used to wear the boxer briefs, and would get a rash constantly. I solved the problem by simply not wearing any anymore. Anyone else have this problem?

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I do. Simply no understanding from police-officers when I walk down the main street.

Ejnar Pik, Southern-Docks.
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:40 AM
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I'm a fish.

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They all are at the Mirage
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