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Doc gives a guy six months to live. He can't pay his bill. Doc gave him another six months.
Doc told me to stand by the window, and stick out my tongue. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm mad at my neighbor!" |
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What do you call a med student who gets all Cs?
Doctor. What do you call a med student who gets all Ds? Dentist. edit: This isn't funny. I can't remember jokes. Sorry. |
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Guy goes to the doc. Doc examines him, and says "Bad news, I'm afraid. You have GASH, a combination of gonorrhea, Aids, Syphilis and Herpes. You're gonna have to live on a diet of crackers from now on."
The guy says "Will that help?" The doc says "No, but it's all we can fit under the door." |
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Doctor: You've got six months to live.
Patient: I'd like a second opinion. Doctor: OK, you're ugly too. Take my wife.... please. |
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