Best Movie Lines ever

[thatguy11]

I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

[chaas4747]

"You're a daisy if you do."
"You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all."
"That's fine, I have have two guns, one for each of ya."
"Say when."

[colgin]

I need to really think to come up with the all-time greats, but here are a few good comedic ones that quickly come to mind.

From "This Is Spinal Tap":

"These go to eleven."
"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

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"Hey, Wang, this place is restricted. Don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay?"
"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat. Ahhh mmmmmm huh huh huh"
"I've sent boys your age to the electric chair. I didn't want to it...felt I owed it to them."

[TheCroShow]

"So did you have it?" "You know what John I don't remember." Johnny Chan/Matt Damon "Rounders"

"You are right, I don't have spades." "I know it before he even turns the cards over." "Aces full, Mikey." John Malkovich/Matt Damon, "Rounders"

"It's like they say, 'In the Poker game of life women are the rake' they are the xxxxing rake." Ed Norton, "Rounders"

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun." Bruce Campbell, "Army of Darkness"

[LSUfan1]

"She's lost that loving feeling" Maverick.....followed by the quote "I hate it when she does that" by Goose.

[meep_42]

"You're the man now, dog."

-d

[jackdaniels]

I like the quote above from Army of Darkness. Many more in that flick worth mentioning:

"First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me? blow"
"Give me some sugar baby" (I used to use this. A lot.)

Special request: Please post the name of the movie your quote came from. Some of these sound pretty funny and it would be good to know where they are from.

[jackdaniels]

Just found this: linky to movie quote site

[ptmusic]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

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"Oh he got all a dat one!"

"It's in da hole. It's in da hole."

"Whoa this is an ugly hat. What, do you get a bowl of soup with this hat?.... Oh, but it looks good on you."

"MMMMmmmmisit...Missit.... MMMMmmmmmmmis it!"

"No, no, no, nice shot... right on the beach."

"The world needs ditch diggers too."

"How 'bout a Fresca? Mmm? Mmm?"

"Hey, you must have been something before electricity."

"Are you making time with my best girl?

"Did somebody step on a duck?"

"What is this, the Dance of the Living Dead?"

"Keep it fair, keep it fair."

"I want a hot dog, no I want a hamburger. I want a soda, I want french fri-" "You'll get nothing and like it!"

"I don't think the heavy stuff's coming for a while"

"There is no God."

.....

-ptmusic