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Old 07-05-2003, 05:52 PM
onlinechamp onlinechamp is offline
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Default Onlinechamp\'s story!

Hi, This should have been my first post of this forum but heck why not. My name is aka DA CHAMP, #1 Stunnor, etc. My favorite saying is "Ship the sherbert to herbert(thank you reverse)." My favorite game is omaha hi lo, because it allows for very few hands to be played and when you learn it the game is a piece of cake. Why do I want so much publicity? hmm..Why not I like the fame and I enjoy being #1. How did I get into poker? Well that is good that you all asked one day at the pool hall a bunch of clowns figured lets invite this "champ" over for some poker (figure I was EASY BAIT) which at the time I was. So losing ton's last year I grew stronger and I worked hard to become number one playing on many sites including UB(puke) and paradise poker(puke). Anyways now I am a winning player and can't wait to gain recognition from the other players as one of the best poker players in the online poker world today.


THE END!!!

p.s. I only had 1 other posting name on here which was fishy2 when onlinechamp got banned. (check out my profile for my brand new website EVERYONE)
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Old 07-05-2003, 08:11 PM
n1stunnor n1stunnor is offline
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Default Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!

My name is aka DA CHAMP, #1 Stunnor, etc

Whoa there champ.There's only one #1stunnor in the poker world.
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Old 07-05-2003, 08:13 PM
onlinechamp onlinechamp is offline
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Ok then I am just da champ! check out my profile for my website!
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Old 07-05-2003, 08:24 PM
tiltboy tiltboy is offline
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Default Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!

Bullshit. I've seen you play horribly and make great suckouts. You are just another fish at O8 who is riding a lucky streak. I only hope to be there when it comes crashing down around you.

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Old 07-05-2003, 09:02 PM
onlinechamp onlinechamp is offline
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Default Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!

sorry you feel that way.



check out my profile for my brand new site!
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:32 PM
Mike Haven Mike Haven is offline
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Default Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!

that's a good story chump

thank you
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:02 PM
Paul Harvey Paul Harvey is offline
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Default Now you know the REST of the story !

Hi OnlineChamp,

Do you think it is OK to drive people to your forum from your profile here? Because when I took a look it is just a 2+2 bashing session within a pitiful vanity site. Seems kind of underhanded to use 2+2 bandwidth to drive traffic to an anti 2+2 site.

Is this AIM session featured at your forum?

Did you get your date with HUGEfish? I don't recall him posting this here, so I guess it happened right before his retirement.

Funny stuff Champ.

<font color="red">champhstonlne: ur my
champhstonlne: fishstick
champhstonlne: i love u
champhstonlne: stick fishy
Fshy890: [censored] YOU
champhstonlne: hehe
champhstonlne: butterfish
champhstonlne: why?
Fshy890: IM GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE NOW
champhstonlne: NOOOOOOOO
champhstonlne: i love u
champhstonlne: fishy
champhstonlne: dont do it
champhstonlne: i love u
champhstonlne: dont do it
champhstonlne: man
Fshy890: TELL 2+2 THAT FISHY COMMTITED SUICIDE
champhstonlne: they banned
champhstonlne: fishy2
champhstonlne: i cant man
champhstonlne: ur my fav
Fshy890: YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
champhstonlne: i had to be fishy2
champhstonlne: yes
champhstonlne: i am gay
champhstonlne: super gay
Fshy890: I AM NOT!
champhstonlne: r u sure
champhstonlne: ?
Fshy890: I AM VERY STRAIGHT
Fshy890: YES
Fshy890: LOOK AT MY HOBBIES IN 2+2
champhstonlne: ok
Fshy890: ARE YOU REALLY GAY?
champhstonlne: i still love u
champhstonlne: and want u
champhstonlne: baby
Fshy890: IM BLOCKING YOU FOR ETERNITY
champhstonlne: cool
champhstonlne: my love
champhstonlne: ill miss u
champhstonlne: cya on ppm 3
champhstonlne: ?
Fshy890: IM NOT GOING
champhstonlne: HOW COME
Fshy890: YOU ARE TOO GAY
champhstonlne: im flaming gay
champhstonlne: yo
champhstonlne: i love the birdcage
champhstonlne: movie
Fshy890: HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD?
champhstonlne: 2
Fshy890: LOL
champhstonlne: go post it
Fshy890: HISPANIC?
champhstonlne: yea
champhstonlne: all of them
champhstonlne: go post it
champhstonlne: dude
Fshy890: NO
champhstonlne: ill cyber sex u
champhstonlne: if u dont ok
champhstonlne: im
champhstonlne: putting my hand
Fshy890: HOW DO YOU DO GAY CYBERSEX?
champhstonlne: down ur panties now
champhstonlne: now
champhstonlne: like this
champhstonlne: im sticking my tongue
champhstonlne: in ur mouth
champhstonlne: and giving u head
champhstonlne: hehe
champhstonlne: ENJOY
Fshy890: ENJOYING
Fshy890: GIVE ME MORE
champhstonlne: i am
champhstonlne: yo
Fshy890: OK
Fshy890: PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE
Fshy890: TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE GAY
champhstonlne: ok
champhstonlne: ill do it
champhstonlne: yo
champhstonlne: make u happy
Fshy890: YOU MIGHT GET SOME GAY BF'S THERE
Fshy890: IM NOT GAY
champhstonlne: ha
champhstonlne: like sunshine
champhstonlne: i love him
champhstonlne: get me his ##
champhstonlne: please
champhstonlne: and mike haven
champhstonlne: dj is my boyfriend
champhstonlne: right now
Fshy890: I HAD A HISPANIC GF
champhstonlne: she gay?
Fshy890: SHE HAS A PIC ONLINE
champhstonlne: show me
Fshy890: BUT YOU ARE GAY
champhstonlne: i want to see it ok
Fshy890: WHY DID YOU GET BLOCK
Fshy890: IN 2+2?
champhstonlne: lol
champhstonlne: bc im gay
champhstonlne: i told mason
champhstonlne: i wanted his dick
champhstonlne: in my mouth
Fshy890: OK
champhstonlne: he said big no no
champhstonlne: bye oc
champhstonlne: im going to get my acct back
champhstonlne: on wed
champhstonlne: though
champhstonlne: i miss u
champhstonlne: fishy
champhstonlne: poo
Fshy890: WHY NOT NOW?
champhstonlne: not sure
champhstonlne: i asked that also
Fshy890: I DON'T HAVE BF'S
Fshy890: IM INTO GIRLS
champhstonlne: oh no ur not
champhstonlne: my fish sticks
champhstonlne: hehe
Fshy890: YOU
Fshy890: NOT A GIRL
champhstonlne: hmm
Fshy890: YOU'RE REALLY GAY?
champhstonlne: yes
champhstonlne: ask DJ
champhstonlne: he is my lover
Fshy890: OH
champhstonlne: he told me
champhstonlne: he wanted to [censored] u
Fshy890: DJ SAID THAT HE WANTS ME TO PIMP HIM A RUSS GIRL
champhstonlne: liar
champhstonlne: he is
champhstonlne: lying he is my lover
champhstonlne: madly in love
champhstonlne: by
champhstonlne: the way
champhstonlne: how did u get my name again?
Fshy890: You're a boy, that is why I blocked you
Fshy890: I realised that you are not a hispanic girl
Fshy890: so I don't want to talk to you again
champhstonlne: huh
champhstonlne: i am
champhstonlne: hispanic
champhstonlne: gay girl
Fshy890: Arturo is a boy's name
Fshy890: You got any sisters?
champhstonlne: no
Fshy890: If no, I'm going to block your chat
champhstonlne: how did u find out i am gay?&gt;
Fshy890: You told me
champhstonlne: post it on 2+2, I'll transfer you $500
champhstonlne: yo
champhstonlne: ill get a kick
champhstonlne: out of it
Fshy890: ok
Fshy890: Gay Genius!
champhstonlne: lol
champhstonlne: r u black?
Fshy890: how should I title it?
Fshy890: I am not black
champhstonlne: lol
champhstonlne: ok
Fshy890: You saw my pic
champhstonlne: i saw ur dick too
champhstonlne: i love it
Fshy890: it's sexy right?
champhstonlne: ruff ruff
Fshy890: lol
champhstonlne: i want to message it ok
champhstonlne: i love u
champhstonlne: man
Fshy890: how should I title it?
champhstonlne: hard on
champhstonlne: for fishy
Fshy890: ok
Fshy890: pay me and I will post it
champhstonlne: ok
Fshy890: pokerstars
Fshy890: because if I post
Fshy890: They will say why you post this
champhstonlne: uh huh
Fshy890: I can say OC paid me to do it
champhstonlne: ok
champhstonlne: then do that
champhstonlne: and i dont pay ok
Fshy890: I don't like to lie
champhstonlne: its ok I'll pay you now $500
Fshy890: When you split up with your latest boyfriend??
champhstonlne: 2 months ago
champhstonlne: wasnt the right one
champhstonlne: for me
Fshy890: What was his name?
champhstonlne: Manuel
Fshy890: lol
Fshy890: I'll post it
Fshy890: ok
champhstonlne: ok
Fshy890: does your parents know?
champhstonlne: NO
Fshy890: no
Fshy890: Have you tried a girl before?
Fshy890: and didn't like it?
champhstonlne: NO
champhstonlne: NO
Fshy890: tried a boy?
champhstonlne: YES
champhstonlne: i like them
champhstonlne: a lot
champhstonlne: ALOT
champhstonlne: i mean
champhstonlne: hehe
Fshy890: when did you start?
champhstonlne: 1 year ago
champhstonlne: my first guy
Fshy890: how did it started?
champhstonlne: well
champhstonlne: i saw him naked
champhstonlne: in da shower
champhstonlne: instant boner
champhstonlne: yo
Fshy890: and then?
champhstonlne: and then
champhstonlne: we made love
Fshy890: you moved all in with your stack?
champhstonlne: and he was mine
champhstonlne: yes
Fshy890: so you won that hand?
champhstonlne: he was packing
champhstonlne: a bologna
champhstonlne: when i was packing a johnson
Fshy890: He knocked you out?
champhstonlne: yes
Fshy890: When you went all in?
champhstonlne: yea
champhstonlne: i was nuts
Fshy890: or he went all in first?
champhstonlne: he did
Fshy890: You just called right?
champhstonlne: and i called his bluff
champhstonlne: yes
champhstonlne: i did
champhstonlne: baby
champhstonlne: but he wasnt bluffin
champhstonlne: he had da bologna
Fshy890: He was buffing??
champhstonlne: no
champhstonlne: i thought he was
Fshy890: so you want me to post this gay poker scene oin 2+2?
champhstonlne: ok
Fshy890: so you can get a response from some gay guy?
champhstonlne: ok
Fshy890: And you will transfer me $500 later if I do this?
champhstonlne: ok
champ transfers Fishy $50. Fishy posts this.
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:18 PM
onlinechamp onlinechamp is offline
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Default Re: Now you know the REST of the story !

ROFLMAO I still laugh I love this post SO FUNNY! (can't read it right now but my site owns this site)
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:22 PM
onlinechamp onlinechamp is offline
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Default Re: Now you know the REST of the story !

So you ALL know about this conversation I was KIDDING OBVIOUSLY and YES I PRETENDED TO BE SUPER GAY. Why? Fishy is VERY VERY ANNOYING this way he will go away for good and IT WORKED! So there is the TRUTH and who the heck are you Paul Harvey?
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:40 PM
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Default Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!

THE END!!!

How long did that story take you to write?

You must be a true inspiration to all chimps across the
world wide web.

(I wouldn't know)
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