Best Line From 'Full Metal Jacket'

[dld]

"Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and $%#& my sister."

[djoyce003]

There's one line something like:

In short, it's a big sh*t sandwich and we are all gonna have to take a bite.

also

What is that? What THE f*ck is that?

You are nothing but grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
I wanted to come to an exotic land, meet people of an ancient culture, and kill them. Yes, I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

[/ QUOTE ]

This was the first one that came to mind for me as well.

[Hal 2000]

"Now choke yourself... G**DAMNIT with MY HAND, NUMBNUTS!!"

[newfant]

Best. thread. ever.

I listen to these while playing poker to keep me focussed:

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/fullmetaljacket.htm

"The fairy-[censored] Godmother said it."

[Brock Landers]

"no, soul brother too boocoo"

[goofball]

i don't know but i've been told
i don't know but i've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold
eskimo pussy is mighty cold

also

Freedom?? If i'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word my word is poontang.

[BigD226]

"Cowboy's wasted. *I'M* running this squad...and I say we leave the g**k to the mother-lovin' rats."

[Maulik]

I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[PokerBob]

The one where a black man's penis is referred to as an "Alabam blacksnake". I like that.