Best fish quotes.

[addickt]

A guy played 26 offsuit vs 6 players through 4 bets preflop on 30/60 from late positon.... I think he actually called 120 cold....

He said... " with that many players I figured you all had each others aces kings and queens so I had the best odds"

He won a 1500 pot.

[stigmata]

I get in a raising war with Mr LAG, and hit trips on the river. He starts berating my, calling me fuc.ing fish, a suckout king, I cracked his aces. I check the HH and he had 73o or something. The guy didn't even know about the HH, and continued in the same manner, with everyone else at the table presumably LTFAO at their computer.

[Stormwolf]

I went all-in on a SNG, the fish thinks thinks and folds then he says 'Hey, I folded an ace on you, I hate folding an ace'

[The Nutz85]

I was at the hard rock and this guy kept saying that he will play 72 everytime he gets it cuz when he doesnt it flops a monster. lol i proceded to call him an idiot and thank him for making my car payment last month

[sthief09]

I hate neverwin!!!! that motherfucker is so lucky1!!1!

[sinfulslick18]

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"I didn't want to get all craaazy".

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roflmao

-sinful

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

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Heard at the local cardroom on a Tuesday during a promotion where if AA gets cracked, the loser wins $75. Of course all of the donkeys are sitting there waiting for their AA. At one point the gentleman next to me said "I've had 6 Aces in my last 5 hands but I just cant seem to get AA"

Human Stupidity is infinite.

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Canterbury, right? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[The Nutz85]

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The old guy turns over 44 like it's the nuts and goes, completely serious, "I got two fours, where am I going?" lol

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LMAO i love old guys in card rooms they do some funny [censored]

[willis81]

yes indeed. I'm a 3-6 grinder. I can tell from your location that I most likely have unknowingly seen you there before.

[ImCrazy]

i love it when the flop comes down something like 2c 5h 9d and someone who folded pre-flop will say "man i would've had 2 pair" that's when i love to tell them "you should've stayed in, all cards are the same until the flop"..One more there was a guy who moved to my table and was obviously upset and was still ranting about a "bad beat" there were two A's on the board and he had an A in his hand that got beat and he kept saying to me over and over "i had 3 aces! how do 3 aces get beat" I just agreed with him that it was a bad beat even though in my mind im thinkin "three of a kind with 4 clubs on the board isn't all that great"