Getting 'turned down' by a girl way below your league

[Jersey Nick]

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Dude, you're a six at best. You were lucky to get near her boobs. You certainly don't deserve to SIIHP. Take your own advice and:



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Maybe I was too subtle.

THIS PIC IS MARK IT ZERO FROM HIS MYSPACE PROFILE!!!

Mark it Zero is also his myspace handle.


Would some fine artist please MS Paint Markit0 and his girlfriend together?

[Mark It Zero!]

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Dude, you're a six at best. You were lucky to get near her boobs. You certainly don't deserve to SIIHP. Take your own advice and:



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Maybe I was too subtle.

THIS PIC IS MARK IT ZERO FROM HIS MYSPACE PROFILE!!!

Mark it Zero is also his myspace handle.


Would some fine artist please MS Paint Markit0 and his girlfriend together?

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haha, sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not me. We can pretend though... a 6 is way out of her league anywho. Nice try man!

[Jersey Nick]

Sure, and then the next thing you know, some guy will show up on 2+2 with the handle "The Dude". Oh, wait...

[LSUfan1]

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damn, I have never seen so many guys so eager to see a picture of a fat ugly girl. And I thought my urge to vomit was a problem... what is wrong with you people



this is considered a good pic too for what it's worth

hope you guys are happy

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masturbated and came.

tyvm.

NT

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nh

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I think you guys are missing the bigg picture with our fat girl. Fat girls have the same vagina, with none of the baggage of pretty girls. And with the noted exception of our original poster, they are more willing to give you a look!

[AEKDBet]

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You're a dipshit.

-SmileyEH

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I love it when OOT makes me laugh out loud and I'm not at work.

[AEKDBet]

Everyone has their big mistake in hooking up drunk....

1) Don't ever hook up with a fugly like this again, or let it be known that you ever considered her. If people know you hooked up with this girl your stock goes DOWN.

2) Avoid and be as unfriendly as possible to her. You don't want this to happen again, or more importantly for her to ever COCK-BLOCK you. EVER.

3) If the circumstances are perfect at the end of a drunken night, AND no one else will know, AND you refuse to do anythining else.... get some head. Kick her out after.

[diebitter]

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Fat girls have the same vagina, with none of the baggage of pretty girls. And with the noted exception of our original poster, they are more willing to give you a look!

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Yep, it's great, being up to your nuts in guts...

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[B Dids]

It's hard to imagine that's a "good" picture, because it's a really unflattering angle for her face. Maybe it hides the fact that she makes me that slim, but she's not repulisive (unless you're just scared of fat people). Either way, it's obvious the OP has the people skills of a doorknob, so him not closing the deal isn't shocking.

[BeerMoney]

FWIW, I will accept the fact that you are above average looking, and admit that this girl is a warpig.

Now, it seems your methods of hooking up are lacking. It sounds like you were basically telling this girl you thought she was a whore, and she should blow you since she's a total ho. While it may be true, you can't put it that way. Once the situation is made to look like if she blows you she's an insufferable whore, there's no way she'll do it. By asking her to blow you and stuff in front of your friend, she just can't follow through. If you went and hooked up with her, and acted like this is just a crazy experience, and you were both caught up in the moment, then she's gonna slob your knob.

Bottom line, you can't ask for head from someone you've just met. Save that for long term girlfriends you spend money on and stuff.