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Re: Nothing beats a ROYAL FLUSH !!!
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[ QUOTE ] Why is this a beat? [/ QUOTE ] A beat for my opponent. [ QUOTE ] And why is this in the Magazine Forum? [/ QUOTE ] What's wrong with that? Where should it be? [ QUOTE ] And why did you use RDV for cards? [/ QUOTE ] I am using a French deck of cards. [ QUOTE ] And why didn't your opponent think this was rigged? [/ QUOTE ] Because he himself cut the cards after I shuffle them. [/ QUOTE ] How were any of your answers relevant? Your opponent was behind from the beginning. Why the hell did you use RDV when you could have just translated into KQJ, and how does cutting the cards after you shuffle them mean it's not rigged? A good mechanic can "force" a cut where he wants them. |
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Re: Nothing beats a ROYAL FLUSH !!!
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Why is this a beat? [/ QUOTE ] A beat for my opponent. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe you should read a book on Poker. My opponent was behind preflop but way ahead after the flop. In fact, anything but a Queen of hearts on turn and he would have won with the boat on the river. [/ QUOTE ] Wow, do you even know what a beat is? You're ahead pre-flop, he's slightly ahead on the flop, you're WAY ahead on the turn, and you think it's a beat? |
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Where should it be? [/ QUOTE ] RGP |
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I am using a French deck of cards. [/ QUOTE ] I literally laughed out loud when I read this, and I almost never actually laugh when I read internets, despite spending most of my time at comedy sites. A+ Please submit an article to next month's magazine; I would love to read it! |
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Re: Nothing beats a ROYAL FLUSH !!!
The whole situation is just really funny. You go through all the trouble to use RDV so that no one will understand you, and then include a legend at the bottom to allow you to call people stupid if they don't read the first post thoroughly. Of course, when you see a post talking about catching the R of hearts, you're not going to read the whole thing, and now you are caught in the trap!
Actually, never mind. I am a horrible racist and I think it is hilarious that someone would use a French deck of cards. Obviously, all languages other than English are stupid and only dumb people use them. |
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Obviously, all languages other than English are stupid and only dumb people use them. [/ QUOTE ] Amen, Brother! |
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Re: Nothing beats a ROYAL FLUSH !!!
[/ QUOTE ]What's wrong with that? Where should it be? [/ QUOTE ] In your head.Do you really think someone cares about your royal flush? I'm missing the teaching of this interesting story. Perhaps I should read a poker book or something, lol. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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