Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)

[usmfan]

Guy getting TPWK cracked on the river: God. You'll call anything down.

Guy tilting table through major late street sucking out run:
Hey. You may have a good hand at the start, but you gotta cross the river to get home.

Same suckout guy and I have choice words when he asks to see my cards mucked at showdown. I explain collusion purpose of rule. He tells me that he's been playing poker longer than I've been alive. I state that doesn't change purpose of rule and ,oh yeah, I've played more hands of poker than he has in his entire lifetime. Guy huffs and puffs and says that's impossible. I explain mathe behind him playing for 40 years at B&M rate of 35 hands/hr., blah blah blah. Got him to play back at me more (he was on my direct right) and got back most of my suckout money from him. BTW, dealer showed him the cards but told him she wouldn't do it again without some good reason to suspect collusion.