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Johnson 34 48.57%
Santana 36 51.43%
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:17 PM
wacki wacki is offline
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

BTW I know exactly what I would do. I would run into her like a bulldozer. Preferably cracking my head into her much smaller face. (I love body contact. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) When I got her off balance that would give me just enough time to get in a decent jump kick.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:27 PM
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

"They will be strapped to his body. This can be done in the position that he desires to least impact his balance."

Worried about your nads? cover them with one hand. Man has the choice.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:35 PM
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

I'm somewhat surprised by the results.

The shoes aspect is very important. If the male is wearing shoes, I don't think it's close at all. If he's not..I'm pretty sure he still sneaks it.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:38 PM
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

Everyone here that says the woman will win is nuts. I'm about 220 and my wife is 100ish. There is no way she could land any sort of punch on me that hurt. Even if my arms were tied up, you could rotate your torso to have her punches hit your arms (since they aren't being used anyway).

You could charge her, absorb a few punches and then kick. 2 or 3 kicks and the game is over. Do you realize how light 100lbs is?
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:42 PM
The once and future king The once and future king is offline
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

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There is no way she could land any sort of punch on me that hurt.

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Some us still have gentitalia and I imagine the guy in this fight does to.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:56 PM
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

The most interesting part of this post is how an anonymous user is able to post in it.

-Diplomat
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:57 PM
OtisTheMarsupial OtisTheMarsupial is offline
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Default A wins

I'm no fighter but...

If I were the woman, my strategy would be to jump on his back and dig at his eyes and/or choke him. At the same time I'd dig my knee into his back and take him down. (Maybe I'd try to go for the nuts or knees, but since my legs would be so much shorter, I'd be afraid he could kick me out of the way first.)

If I were the man, I'd drop to the ground (butt down) and back into a corner. My strategy would be basically just defnse, but I think I could wear her out. I'd use my legs entirely. Anytime she came even close, I'd kick her hard. She'd have no chance to knock me off balance, get at my nads, or come up behind me. I just have to get one good kick in and it's over.
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:58 PM
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The most interesting part of this post is how an anonymous user is able to post in it.

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I believe that means that a user account was deleted.
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:00 PM
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If I were the woman, my strategy would be to jump on his back

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Because doing that doesn't bring him down extremely quickly, the man would have no problem just jumping and landing on his back and crushing the chick
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:03 PM
tbach24 tbach24 is offline
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Default Re: Who wins this fight?

Best strategy for woman: Somehow get behind him and take his knees out and how his shoulders while digging your knee into his head

Best strategy for man: Somehow get behind her and....

The best strategy would really be to kick her in the face, I just tried it standing up with my arms behind my back and had no trouble keeping balance.
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