Today I saw this twenty something year old man

[KaneKungFu123]

on the subway with one of those reverse backpacks with his kid sitting in it, and the kids had this evil look on his face and these words kept playing in my head:

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big [censored] television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disk players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the [censored] you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on the couch, watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, [censored]-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing lke that?"

[miajag81]

Was it Paul Phillips?

[pshreck]

Are you the forum villain?

[SpearsBritney]

YOU WILL CHOSE THOSE THINGS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[A_C_Slater]

No way.

Not me man.

I'm living the dream. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

[RunDownHouse]

Didn't you get banned?

[Dorez]

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on the subway with one of those reverse backpacks with his kid sitting in it, and the kids had this evil look on his face and these words kept playing in my head:


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Right away I was thinking, Stewie Griffin?

[jakethebake]

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one of those reverse backpacks

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What is this?

[SpearsBritney]

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one of those reverse backpacks

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What is this?

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Imagine a backpack. Now reverse it so that you're wearing it in the front. Viola! A reverse backpack. Now stuff a little brat inside and you're good to go.

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

I don't know about you, but I could really go for some compact disk players.