Table Coach (Low Content)

[fatpants]

My favorite line:
"I had to chase, I had extra outs due to position"
(especially effective from the SB)

You can literally hear the Table Coach's head explode after this.

FP

[Colombo]

I get this one all the time

"How the hell do you call that?" After K9 calls KK preflop all in and catches trip 9s.

A: "I won didn't I??!?!?!?!"

[fatpants]

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I get this one all the time

"How the hell do you call that?" After K9 calls KK preflop all in and catches trip 9s.

A: "I won didn't I??!?!?!?!"

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In similar situations I really like: "I had to call, I had waaaaayyy too much folding equity."

I find that gets 'em going pretty good.

[adamstewart]

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I always use the suggested "look everyone the losers trying to tell the winners how to play", that always pisses them off.

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I literally laughed at this one.

For some reason I read it to myself in the accent of Milosh from Seinfeld. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



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My favorite line:
"I had to chase, I had extra outs due to position"
(especially effective from the SB)

You can literally hear the Table Coach's head explode after this.

FP

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I laughed louder at this one.



Good one's, both of you.