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#11
05-28-2005, 10:00 PM
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Re: Order the Jesus freak a bunch of pizza?
Put an ad in the local NUVO claiming there is a drag queen fest every sunday night at his house. The party is in the basement and the pass phrase is "me wanna sucky big cocky cocky".
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#12
05-28-2005, 10:01 PM
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Re: Order the Jesus freak a bunch of pizza?
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No, what you do is give him the gift of gay porno, a subscription to some gay magazines or something. Then his name gets passed around and soon his mailbox is bombarded with ads for gay porno. Best yet, if you can find where he works and get him a gift subscription through there, porno starts showing up at his mailroom at work, and everybody gets to see it. [/ QUOTE ] If it gets traced back to you, you'll get burned for sexual harassment. -James
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05-28-2005, 10:11 PM
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Re: Order the Jesus freak a bunch of pizza?
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[ QUOTE ] You know that prick who's been posting those stupid messages every day? [/ QUOTE ] No need to refer to yourself in the third person. -James [/ QUOTE ] Your play, brilliant, imo.
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#16
05-28-2005, 10:12 PM
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Re: Order the Jesus freak a bunch of pizza?
No. This idea is really dumb. I already had the correct answer in CMI's thread:
There was this thing posted a couple weeks back labled as "Worst Invention Ever" or something along those lines. Well, it was actually cool. But I digress. It was this thing where it didn't give off music persay, just vibrations. So when you pointed it at someone, they could hear it in their heads, but no one else would hear it and it wasn't audible. Anyways, we buy one, tape "THIS IS GOD, STOP SPAMMING INTERNET MESSAGE BOARDS" and play it to him. This plan is fail proof and no one gets hurt. Except the people who do it if God does exsist. And maybe me for suggesting it. And anyone who goes along with it. If you still wanna order pizza's, I'll be accepting them [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#17
05-28-2005, 10:17 PM
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Re: Order the Jesus freak a bunch of pizza?
The real solution is to call up the local FOX station (if they do those annoying IN YO FACE type investigations) and tell them that he is a known pedophile who has approached local children and THE POLICE WILL DO NOTHING.
Now THAT will teach him.
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#18
05-28-2005, 10:19 PM
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Re: Order the Jesus freak a bunch of pizza?
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The real solution is to call up the local FOX station (if they do those annoying IN YO FACE type investigations) and tell them that he is a known pedophile who has approached local children and THE POLICE WILL DO NOTHING. Now THAT will teach him. [/ QUOTE ] I loved this response. Just delete the "Now THAT will teach him." and it's perfect. So true.
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