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Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have ever done while drunk?
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[ QUOTE ] except for the fact that if its a real fight he hurts you quite badly........maybe you never been in a real fight. Its not like the movies, it hurts [/ QUOTE ] That kind of pain feels good, it's almost cleansing. It's the reconstructive surgery that will make a grown man cry. [/ QUOTE ] Oh come on. A crushed cheekbone and nose at a right angle give a face character. |
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hence the title, stupidest thing ive done drunk [/ QUOTE ] Fair enough. At least it wasn't as stupid as the date rape that was going on upstairs at your frat house. |
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[ QUOTE ] hence the title, stupidest thing ive done drunk [/ QUOTE ] Fair enough. At least it wasn't as stupid as the date rape that was going on upstairs at your frat house. [/ QUOTE ] Still pissed off because you didn't get a bid anywhere? Thats ok, you can just call the frat guys rapists because theyre getting ass and youre at home doubleclicking your mouse. |
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Oh come on. A crushed cheekbone and nose at a right angle give a face character. [/ QUOTE ] They will also give you chronic sinus infections that lead to pneumonia. |
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[ QUOTE ] Oh come on. A crushed cheekbone and nose at a right angle give a face character. [/ QUOTE ] They will also give you chronic sinus infections that lead to pneumonia. [/ QUOTE ] Wimp. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Still pissed off because you didn't get a bid anywhere? Thats ok, you can just call the frat guys rapists because theyre getting ass and youre at home doubleclicking your mouse. [/ QUOTE ] hahahahahaha. Excellent response. Congratulations on all the ass you get. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Oh come on. A crushed cheekbone and nose at a right angle give a face character. [/ QUOTE ] They will also give you chronic sinus infections that lead to pneumonia. [/ QUOTE ] Wimp. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] After being hospitalized 4 times from pneumonia and the doctor telling me the odds of surviving a 5th round aren't very good, I have no problem choosing the wimp route. Plus, ladies don't like guys with chronic sinus infections/coughs. |
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Where\'re the female ootiots?
We really, really need to hear from gorie, Katie, peachy, jo & Dangergirl in this thread.
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Re: Where\'re the female ootiots?
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We really, really need to hear from gorie, Katie, peachy, jo & Dangergirl in this thread. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Whats the most stupid thing you have ever done while drunk?
YOu just inspireid me to remember two more.
First: I had planned to go to some party and was prefunking in my dorm room with some floormates. When it came time to go to the party they didn'tw ant to go but I had already talked to a friend abotu meetign him there so I headed out on my own. Unfortuently I didn't quite get there. I remember stopping at some other random party briefly, and feeling a dull pain in my foot before just heading home. I wake up the next day and find my sock is covered covered with blood. There's a hole in my foot, and a hole in my sock but no hole in my shoe . To this day I have no idea. I also talked to my friend on aim, the conversation went something like: me: hey dude, you ever make it to that party last night? him: what? me: that party? weren't supposed to go to some party on brooklyn him: yes, we did. we hugn out there for like 2 hours. me: uh oh. Second: My first and only frat party. I've discovered the "all you can drink" rule, and am taking full advantage. Drinking sevearl cups (cups, not shots) of straight horrible vodka. Monarch for those who live in the area. Anyway, I was sitting on the couch puking, or abotu to puke, or just having puked, and all of a sudden some girl sticks her tongue in my mouth. Being the easy going guy that I am I start to respond in kind until I, on a whim, decide to go get more alcohol. I think I told her I'd be back, or not, I'm not sure. I staggered over to the serving area and ordered my drink, cut with sprite this time, but there was no hope I was getting any of it down. In retrospect that was probably a good thing. Anyway a friend foudn me and told me the cops were coming and we left and forgot about my friend on the couch. Until the next day. When I woke up for some reason in the dorm lounge, and reached in my pocket. I found her ID card and looked at her picture. I almost vomited. She was probably the ugliest girl I'd seen in months. I literally had a visceral reaction to it. |
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