Oh boy sleep, that's where I'm a viking.

[IndieMatty]

This is clearly the one great Lisa episodes."You don't make friends with salad""

[The Armchair]

My brother and I agree:

Most quotable episode.

[Ianco15]

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My brother and I agree:

Most quotable episode.

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Not even close. "Mr Scorpio and Globex", "Homer the Garbage man", and "Homer to the Max" are all more quotable.

[The Armchair]

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My brother and I agree:

Most quotable episode.

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Not even close. "Mr Scorpio and Globex", "Homer the Garbage man", and "Homer to the Max" are all more quotable.

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You be the judge:
* Thistlewick: Charmed. [Ned nudges him in the back.] Eh, a googily... doogily.

* Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

* Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another one?

* Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

* Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

* Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University.

* Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
[Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]
It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!
[It gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.]
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
From SNPP

[Ianco15]

I know all the quotes. It is an excellent quotable episode. I am hesitant to give it the crown of "most quotable" with so many episodes to choose from.

[Eurotrash]

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"Mr Scorpio and Globex"

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You Only Move Twice [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

"I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?"

[Ianco15]

Hank: You ever see a man throw away his shoes?
Homer: Yes, once.


Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.


Hank: Let them go. You'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling.