anyone have any funny stories about crapping their pants?

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AA shat himself about six months ago because he's borderline incontinent and couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. He was at work, so he just flushed his boxers and bareballed it for the rest of the day.

-2kF

[Klepton]

i'm playing 30-60 right now, so i can't write it all out, but i'm sure my brother is eager to tell the story of when i [censored] my pants

[Oski]

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ive never been so drunk that I [censored] on myself. I didnt even know this was possible.

Also, apparently its impossible to [censored] while you sleep. So while you may not remember it, you were definately awake at the time, heh.

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Ever seen Trainspotting?

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Did you? The guy was on heroin. That's only a bit stronger than Scottish Ale.

[KDawgCometh]

I've got more funny pissing one's self then I do of droping the duece in the pants, but here is a good ne. I was in Eighth grade and my friend had been walking back to his house when he started to feel something in back. He was really far from his house and mine was on the way. About three blocks from my house he sh <font color="black"> </font> at himself and had to run with it in his pants to my place, where he then had to go into my bathroom, clean himself, and walk the rest of the way back to his house going commando wiith his dirty ass underwear in a bag in his backpack

[Alobar]

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I know a couple people who have [censored] themselves and its always the same, they try and save the underwear.

Sometimes you just gotta chalk one up in the loss column and move on. I wouldnt care if it was the boxers I was wearing when I dry humped Jessica biel, if I [censored] my pants, they are going in the first trash bin I can find, no way am I trying to salvage that.

[gunt]

i crapped my pants at a job interview wearing a suit and everything. i just got offered the job and was walking out of the office, if it happened 10 seconds earlier i would have been sitting at a desk with crap in my pants, i had to do the penguin walk out to my car because i didnt want to walk aroung an unfamiliar office asking where the bathroom was with [censored] smeared all over my pants, i had to sit in in and drive home, and when i got up there was a [censored] stain on my car seat.

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This post reminds me of a link I once saw on twoplustwo, oh here it is: TUB GIRL!!!! (NSFW)

[jakethebake]

anyone wonder why he's asking this?

[quadzilla]

Last weekend some buddies and I got a charter bus and went to the Kentucky Derby. One of the guys [censored] his pants on the way home. As he was heading to the john to get rid of his underwear someone asked him what happened. He looked at us with a very serious look and said, "I gambled and lost".

[Alobar]

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. He looked at us with a very serious look and said, "I gambled and lost".

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rofl!!! damn, thats sweet