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Old 05-16-2005, 02:26 AM
rusellmj rusellmj is offline
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

What was the one where he travels to the orient to compete in an invitation only tournament? Fighters with different disciplines from all over the world like Thai kickboxers and Chinese Kung Fu experts. Was that Street Fighter?
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Old 05-16-2005, 02:41 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

this is like making me watch 10 gay porn movies, and then asking witch one is the best

that said i picked blood sport
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Old 05-16-2005, 03:22 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

wow...i never realized he did this many awful movies...who kept payin him?
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Old 05-16-2005, 03:41 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

You're missing In Hell with Lawrence Taylor (yes, the giants linebacker). That sucker went STRAIGHT to tape!
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:15 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

Bloodsport 1. Kickboxer 2. That's all that matters.
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:46 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

Wow. Bloodsport and it's not even close. At all. Although, I do have to admit that Hard Target had it's moments. He choked a rattlesnake and punched it in the face. Then he pulled off the rattler with his teeth. It doesn't get any better than that.
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Old 05-16-2005, 06:09 AM
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Default You heard about the time that Jean Claude Van Damme

was buzzing a person's doorbell at two in the morning because he wanted to ask information?

The Belgian charismatic actor was buzzing and buzzing but the personn upstairs was drunk and would not respond. Finally he comes to the intracom and yells "WHO THE HELL IS BUZZING MY DOORBELL AT TWO IN THE MORNING???"

Up comes the polite reply by the international movie star, "Jean Claude Van Damme".



"I'LL COME DOWN AND BUST THE LEGS OF ALL FOUR O'YA, OKAY??"
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Old 05-16-2005, 06:29 AM
bdk3clash bdk3clash is offline
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

Kurt Thomas owns Jean Claude Van Damme.


Remember: If you're an Olympic gymnast, you should probably only engage in combat in towns where everything happens to be shaped like gymnastics equipment.



Also, only suckers walk down the stairs on their feet.

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Old 05-16-2005, 08:41 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

Bloodsport all the way, but in a distant second I'd put The Quest, largely because (a) it had almost the exact same plot as Bloodsport, and (b) some of the fights at the end were well filmed and edited. The final fight was horrendous, though.
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:23 AM
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Default Re: The best Jean Claude Van Damme movie ever??

How is Maximum Risk not on this list? It pwned!
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