Someone please explain "donk" and "fish"

[tijean]

I posted this before, but I don't think anybody saw it. Maybe it'll help.

I prefer the term 'friend'. As in: my friend bluffed the turn with bottom pair; or my friend called me down with 9-high.

Here's how I break it down by stats:

VP$IP >25% / PFR <5%
These are my friends. I know this because they want to give me money. So I am nice to them as much as possible, and take the money they want to give me.

>25% / >5%
These people want to be my friends, but they try too hard (some of them really try too hard). Sometimes they are mean to me and take my money, but I know they don't mean it. I try to be nice to them, but sometimes they make it difficult.

<25% / <5%
These people are not yet sure if they want to be my friends. Sometimes it seems like they are trying to be mean to me on purpose. All I can do is be nice to them when I can, and hope they see how much more fun the game would be if they were my friends. I'm really a nice guy.

<25% / >5%
These people are not my friends. They want to be mean to me all the time, even after I have been nice to them. How rude! And they think my friends should be their friends. They don't understand the game at all. I'm trying to be nice to all my friends, and they come along and ruin it. If they want to be mean to somebody, they should just go play backgammon.