That's not a Vegas trip report...This is a vegas trip report (long)

[parade]

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No kidding I would have made a nice profit if I had stayed away. I could have bought a $300 shirt and the hooker. Oh well.

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Next time, skip the shirt and get 2 hookers. It would probably make a better story.

[whiskeytown]

I just checked flights - now down to $193 bucks - fruck...I should go back and just play limit holdem/no tourneys...

$125? - dang...not bad - I thought they'd be a few hundred, but then it was a BJ - sweet...

RB

[usmfan]

Trip report of the day.

[ThaHero]

Nice Report!

$125 for a blow job? That's insane! I don't even want to know what the prices at the Bunny Ranch are.

[bernie]

Oh, that was great.

It took me awhile to get through it because I was laughing so hard at parts. I could imagine the tone you used when you used some of those 'lines'.

See ya at mucks sometime.

b

[NLSoldier]

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When the sixth player busted I had 70k of the 200k chips. I was playing great, I could almost feel the first place money in my pocket.

As I collected the money for finishing in fifth place I realized I may have made some mistakes.

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I laughed really hard at this. Mabye it was because I totally blew an early chip lead in a party MTT tonight.

[Jazza]

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The guy who I knocked out on the turn was asking what I had and why I raised, blah blah. This causes the crazy guy to stand up and yell,”You two are colluding and won’t get the rest of my money.” He stands up, picks up his chips and storms off while yelling about collusion.

We all laugh for awhile, crazy comes back by our table after cashing out and gives us the bird while yelling “You cheating mother fer’s can all suck my balls.” This cause me to laugh hard because he is so drunk.

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When the sixth player busted I had 70k of the 200k chips. I was playing great, I could almost feel the first place money in my pocket.

As I collected the money for finishing in fifth place I realized I may have made some mistakes

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these two bits had me LOL-ing very hard [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

edit: and it was also a very good trip report

[SuitedSixes]

Pure Comedy Gold.

[RydenStoompala]

An excellent trip report. I also read the whole thing. You got me to knock Bellagio off my list when I'm there in two weeks. And I think you may be right...

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More good vibes coming out of the Bellagio poker room. My theory is that it is built on an Indian burial ground.

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...or the fact they decided to make it as uncomfortable and cramped as possible has thrown gasoline on the fires of rage. Don't need it. I'll pass.

[cvillegold]

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To get to the Bellagio I take the monorail (what’s that word again?). The monorail is nice and quick.

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Love the subtle Simpsons reference [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Great Trip Report...MUST GET TO VEGAS NOW!!!!!!